We can all agree that Noah Kahan is kind of boring, right?
Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht
@drmario.bsky.social
He/Him I write about politics, popular culture, and intersections thereof. I have a small dog named Boodles. Anger is a gift. Books: Trumping the Media (Bloomsbury 2023) Masculinity in Contemporary Quality Television (Routledge 2015)
I think that Taylor Swift releasing a song called Cleveland may be evidence that she's cooked.
What were the dudes from Earth, Wind, and Fire doing on the 22nd night of December?
Lost in Your Eyes is an s-tier Petty track. Can't believe it was just a demo. Just a devastating song.
Do I have to learn what potash is and why it's important?
Take It Away is an underappreciated McCartney song.
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
Is Bluesky really arguing about which atrocities are worse?
Ryan Murphy is actually eating with the new Lizzy Borden series.
If y'all would fund the service dogs already then they could wear these on their vests:
Trump said that if I didn’t vote for him, gas prices would double. It looks like he was right.
Isn't Taylor Swift BFF with Ed Sheeran? Has she said anything about all of this?
My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying.
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
People are overreacting to Mitch McConnell’s appearance, I thought the taxidermy looked great
Please don't make me care about Macklemore or Ed Sheeran.
The HBO theme from the 80s was an absolute bop.
If i was a research rat I'd be a big fan of the cocaine and i would greatly dislike the electric shocks. Solving puzzles would be fun