Guy who is the most stressed and anxious he has ever felt in his life, typing out “Spam in the back of my dragula” and hitting post
dr. Marcel Piss 🥜
@drpiss.bsky.social
All of my posts reflect the exact beliefs and opinions of my current employer
Grogu missing after his private airplane disappeared over the Caucasus Mountains at 7:45 AM EST today. Authorities are currently investigating.
your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond
Bathroom Barry@bathroombarry.bsky.social · 3mo agoYour job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond
“She thingamabob on my doohick-“ ZAP “She Leo on my Tolst-“ ZAP “She Brown on my Board-“ ZAP (Whimpering) “She…Gillespie on my…Salt Peanuts til…….I Dizzy…?” A crackle in the guard’s ear. He holds a finger to the earpiece, nods, and sets the cattle prod against the wall. “You’re free to go,” he says
Counterpoint: The future is looking pretty Chinese tbh
Max P III@blackballer.bsky.social · 3mo agoHow is this a real headline?
These armour studies have been great for getting me out of a creative funk! All done on Procreate @procreate on the iPad Pro
Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”
nieuws.nl@nieuwsnl.bsky.social · 3mo agoSigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”
Don’t forget to have your blood changed every 40,000 miles
Diluting my cum with piss, which is what the government would do
King Mayonnaise has ordered my death for unspecified reasons
Busting inside raw feels exactly like when a Garry’s Mod asset collides and ragdolls all over the place
I am a man who’s made of meat And you’re on the internet Lookin at feet
Christmas Island yeah fucking right dude is that where Santa clause lives? Shut it all down grow thefuck up idiota
Who vyving tonight? Who gettin speedy on that vanse? Sound off homie I’m lisdexamfetamized as hell
Snake Pisschan or whatever, that guy from Escape from New York played by Goldie Hahn’s husband
If the titties don’t do the Newton’s Cradle thing, I don’t want any, no sir no how
Don Draper smoking salvia and having a religious vision of the Quizno’s hamsters
(Ad Executive voice) it’s a decent ad, sure, but I want an ad that would have me fully chubbed up and wanting to fuck that tub of Breyer’s frozen dairy dessert.
Bracing myself for when “It’s fine and good for you to eat rat shit” becomes a rallying cry of conservatives still mad about masking recommendations during covid.
Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social · 3mo agoUnearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...
A swarm of locusts just flew out of my ass. Insurance won’t cover it
Growing a beard just to shave it all off in a fit of existential despair
