Dave (Commemorative World Cup Edition)
@dscoul.bsky.social
Once rode an elephant through a Taco Bell drive thru. St. Louis
Anyone promoting either of these amendments should be barred from public office after this defeat
Alright, so we're 3 for 3 on amendments. Let's chase the clowns who keep opposing this stuff out of office.
St. Louis Public Radio@stlpublicradio.bsky.social · 23h agoJUST IN: Missouri voters overwhelmingly approve Amendment 1. Amendment 1 is often cited as the funding mechanism through which Missouri can provide free admission into its state parks. Via @kbianews.bsky.social:
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
@katewitko.bsky.social I just learned that a girl on my daughter's high school softball team got drafted by the Queens. Guess we found our team
Cheering for Man United during the Rooney era
Joe For America@makeitunclear.bsky.social · 2d agoonce you all give up the thumbs,
I had become accustomed to thinking that a viral post on Bluesky was 4000 likes but every day for the past week I’ve seen something like this that has 27,000
the fuck even is this fit. this bitch just rolled in from the nazi pilates studio shower stall where she dropped the locker key down the drain
Pete Incaviglia told me I have AIDS.
VHS Vault@vhsvault.bsky.social · 3d agoTexas Rangers Press Conference : 30s
Lmfao I hope he does a big countdown to some stupid statement like, "I love people on both sides"
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 6mo agoThe notoriously apolitical Jelly Roll says he plans to speak out about politics "in the next week"
ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DINNER MEANT EVERYONE AT THE TABLE… NO PHONE ALLOWED, NO DISTRACTIONS, JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAY WHILE SLOWLY, IMPERCEPTIBLY AT FIRST, MORPHING INTO WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS? ANYONE REMEMBER THAT??
Jesus Zoidberg: Nobody Likes Me, and I Really Care@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 5d agoOk, this one might be my favorite, haven't stopped laughing
Let's fuck Saturday up Boyz and Girlz
When Matthew Rhys offers you a snack but you choose the wrong one
@rephaleystevens.bsky.social hey, you should fire your consultants who keep telling you to be a racist piece of shit
Hopefully no Mets sat on their own balls and had to stop shooting for a week
Roger Cormier@themetsnewsletter.com · 6d agoMets 4, Marlins 2. Nolan McLean finishes his great July. Luis Robert Jr. hit the go-ahead two RBI single. Eury Pérez did NOT throw a perfect game. Here I am putting it in the books.
I hate this stupid fucking shit so much.
Which classic artist or author would have enjoyed Bluesky/old Twitter the most?
Just a reminder that a new JL8 was posted yesterday, and that the next update is scheduled for August 3rd on Patreon and August 5th everywhere else. In addition, it's just over two weeks until my first ever appearance in Austin, TX! Come see me at PCXAustin on August 15th-16th! Talk to you soon!
Had a very strong shock that numbed my arm while I was testing an old uninterruptible power supply. Have been extremely careful with electricity since.
Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet)@longlivethechief.bsky.social · 6d agoHave you ever been electrocuted?⚡️ I have a theory I’m trying to prove 🤔