Dan Szymborski

@dszymborski.fangraphs.com

Senior Writer for FanGraphs, ESPN contributor, data consultant, ZiPSetician, gamer, talkative, exasperated/ing, possibly the worst. BBWAA, Digital Dandy. Also known as Zebulon Igor, apparently.

Cats really piss me off sometimes. My nine-year-old cat suddenly improvised a new hiding place after nine years: sleeping on a 1926 Rosenthal serving platter inside a china hutch and somehow closing the door after herself. Spent two hours searching the house for her.

I was born in the late nineties and grew up with MVP Baseball 2005. When I first saw a player who was born after that game shipped, I felt that for the first time

For a nice change of pace, when I heard the civil emergency siren, I went right to downstairs bathroom with as many cats as I could catch instead of gormlessly noting on social media that I hear a warning siren until people tell me to get off the PC

My mom's kitchen pantry is fascinating. For some reason, she apparently decides that she's only hungry enough for 90% of a dried pasta box, so there are accumulating boxes just in case someone wants to boil two bites of pasta. Also like 15 jars of unopened, sealed vitamins and fiber from like 1995

I only play the Eliminator in Forza Horizon 6 to fulfill the Playlist requirements, meaning that there's a racing game that, for all intents and purposes, has a mode called "hide in a forest" for me.

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