this is nice and all but most mermaids actually do hard labor in deep sea swimshops and get three days off a year
Karen “the good kind”@kpsinging.bsky.social · 3y agoTrue
like, this sentiment is equally as bad as white nationalism. everyone sees that right? it’s just less popular rn
Billie Ω (masterless muse)@billie-it-is.bsky.social · 6h agoHumans are the most destructive and stupid thing to ever evolve. Any natural wonder, we’ll fuck it up. Any technology that has great potential for our better we figure how to kill each other with it. We deserve to extinct ourselves.
wym my 70-year-old king can't lead his armies into battle bc he's going blind and has fragile bones??? BULLSHIT. he's the KING
evil baby ✨🔵@dumb.baby · 19h agodamn it seems like they finally made it hard to live forever in CK3
ok i came up with the idea for the worst movie ever. RFK goes back in time to inoculate cavemen with misc. diseases to ensure herd immunity thousands of years in the future. he instead wipes out the human race and the rest of the movie is him trying to survive alone in time paradox disaster world
evil baby ✨🔵@dumb.baby · 20h agogoing back in time and planting COVID in the 1970s just to see how bad everyone would look five years later
great thread on /r/femalefashion advice that asks how ppl are wearing baseball caps without giving camp counselor vibes and like half the top comments are "well i'm gay." blessed be the dykes
we talk a lot about how 30-40 year olds looked like dogshit in the 1900s vs today and i know they were all chain smoking and tanning themselves to death but they didn't even live through the pandemic
u mean like.... a car loan? yeah poor ppl would never get those
nora@downtownkitty.com · 22h agoand we’re supposed to believe this guy understands the economy?
aside from the fact that most cats' favorite toys are literal trash, the cost of a *single* vet visit for an infection resulting from a bite could buy a lifetime of fancy toys for most cats
Cats of Yore@catsofyore.bsky.social · 22h agoSomeone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷♀️
are there any artists on here that sell cards? i need to send some thank you cards and would rather buy directly from a working artist than barnes and noble or whatever
The only *guaranteed* piece of craft advice I can give -- I mean the advice that is universally applicable -- is that if you kill many other writers and eat their scribere gland (roughly the size of a black-eyed pea, so be careful not to damage it) then your prose will improve immensely
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
ok sorry for being a hater but taskmaster is like a 10/10 idea for a show but the show itself is 6/10 for me. if im being generous
just said this on another post but it bears repeating: the thing about continuing to give money to any jk rowling properties or the nyt is not that they’re shitty about trans people, which they are. it is that both of these entities MATERIALLY CONTRIBUTE to the legal challenges to trans rights
i'm like if carmen sandiego was an Idiot and never went Anywhere
ok but genuinely like 75% of the time when ppl explain why they like souls games i'm just like yeah that's why i go to therapy
Aftermath@aftermath.site · 7d agoLuke: "I'm just not into Souls games, I'm being tested enough as it is" aftermath.site/i-hate-souls-g...
still have a bunch of mutuals following the Nazi BoJack, who has discovered the secret to engagement (reposting white nationalist tweets verbatim)
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 5d agoUhhhhhhhhhhhh
she's so late how much mental health do u think im going to get
evil baby ✨🔵@dumb.baby · 2mo agou should get a free month of mental healthy if ur psych is late
Plenty of ethical uses for this that people aren't seeing. For instance: telling your boss you will be late to work because you exploded
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoNew from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...