everyone needs to follow these steps to success: 1. assassinate the local lord 2. get a girlfriend 3. learn a lot about yourself in the process of 1& 2

thank you ray parker jr. busting does feel good.

Invest in our company so you can profit from your own destruction! While we lose money hand over fist! What the actual F is going on here? (Rhetorical question. Don't answer.)

Laura Shields@mediawhizz.bsky.social · 5d ago

lol

grown adults celebrating "the spooky season" should be embarrassed. october should instead be a time to celebrate speculative hard science fiction

No, this is a fridge, which, with the addition of a human skull and a set of scales laden with florins and guilders, might remind the idle snacker that amid the shady boughs of Nature's bounty gleams Temptation like a baleful lure to bring all Men to their ultimate and eternal Ruin.

jamelle@jamellebouie.net · 5d ago

this is the fridge of a person who doesn’t prepare a single meal

I will never obey any evil magic and nothing harmful will happen to me. (CTF1)

you don't need to buy the newest books to play ttrpgs. you can use - half-remembered rules - oral tradition - illegible scrawlings - bathroom graffiti - the flights and cries of birds - ??? - any combination of the above

Mörkticia@morkticia.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Hit me with your nuanced ttrpg take.

reminder: if your experience doesn't match mine, YOU live in a bubble.

get a load of this guy: he's calling himself "god-king" because he has more cattle than everyone else. nobody's ever gonna fall for that.

I reach into my big bag and pull out a name. Neuronyss. At this point, I don’t even ask if it’s for a defense contractor or education software anymore. They pay me for my names, not my cares.

there's a story i heard about an engineering professor that didn't award partial credit because "if you build a bridge that fails, everyone dies—no partial credit"

Pookleblinky@pookleblinky.bsky.social · last wk.

Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring

sorry, but I'm not downloading a 120GB game.

opening up a box of rats in the grocery store and telling everyone to calm down because it's inevitable

imagining eldritch beings because my tummy hurts

manifesting a tulpa to do the dishes

whether true or just a ding dong movie news reporter the amount of "erm actually" in the quotes is very funny. i hope it is actually in old english and he does it in the year 700 or something

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

from "texas revolution"

500 BC: the universe is an instrument 1620: the universe is a book 1720: the universe is a clock 1860: the universe is an engine 1970: the universe is a computer 1990: the universe is a hologram 2000: the universe is a computer simulation 2020: the universe is a neural network

boring as shit. braindead country.

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2w ago

“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2w ago

“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).

ngl the victorians were cooking when they made christmas a time for ghost stories

rednecks vs cyberpunk dystopia

declaring termincal/ide color palette like myers-briggs personality type: i'm catppuccin macchiato

Now able to serve in the browser.

Dungeons and Difference@dungeon.engineer · 2mo ago

making a thing for mothership. was originally going to make a handheld device using a cyd, but i said hey, what if i hosted it as an ssh app?

Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.

doing random boner inspections on the troops

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w ago

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

I actually think it's really boring and lame to act like necromancy is a bone flavored Mickey Mouse magic

Every once in a while you get a pop up like "Allow YouTube access to your balls and all the little sperm guys inside them?"