dymphna
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we're so back as possible under the circumstances
you’re laughing. i’ve never been fed in my entire life and you’re laughing
The albatross chick persists, and now weighs 10kg
they are trying to be better than Zohran at smiling and wearing a suit, a skill at which he is the undefeated world champion. They have come at the king and have, in fact, missed
We're assembling a team of the weirdest looking think tank ghouls to fight the communist menace.
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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i was once involved with a guy who bemoaned that women were only interested in "six feet, six figures, and six inches." he seemed to feel a sense of personal outrage against this, despite the fact that he met or exceeded all of these while having a full head of hair, a girlfriend, and lifting >1000.
Must read. In yesterday's class on Stuart Hall's Encoding/Decoding, we decoded attacks on lab-grown meat & the intersection of red meat, liberty, & masculinity in 🇺🇸 right-wing discourse, FLA legislation, & I Will Not Eat the Bugs memes that originated on 4Chan www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
i would be an actor who stopped being an actor for a few years to go fight Franco as a communist or an actress who moonlighted as a model, wearing a cashmere sweater and holding a kitten in the Saturday Evening Post with a caption that read, "A pair of cuties."
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
fun fact: i am not great at Legs these days but I am fully capable of extending one leg and keeping it rigid enough to turn my wheelchair into a unireme and I _will_ fuck up your bins if they block the sidewalk.
god isn't real but every human being is made in the image of god. I am aware that this makes no sense.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
whenever I walk into an art gallery I holler "WOW LOOK AT THIS CONTENT" at no one in particular
why don't you de-talk, Dylan. (brandishing a gun and yelling at the cockpit) this plane is taking a détournment to Havana
Why don't you debord the plane
REALITY REVISED #3: HARDCORE ASTROLOGY "This bidirectional telescope was built to accommodate several different modes of operation,” the research director explained. "For instance, right now, the action is set to allow hermetic feedback. In other words... www.greaterrealityarea.net/reality-revi...
REALITY REVISED #3: HARDCORE ASTROLOGY
"This bidirectional telescope was built to accommodate several different modes of operation,” the research director explained. "For instance, right now, the action is set to allow hermetic feedback. I...
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I feel it would be unethical for an account with a lot of followers to encourage people, in response to the trend of people witnessing on airplanes, to stand up and explain De Bord. so, I am absolutely not doing that. I am saying that if anybody does this, make sure you post the footage
*standng up on the plane* it's a common misconception that "the spectacle" refers to like, tiktok or ads or reality TV whatever, but that's not what de bord is getting at. the spectacle is the dominant social relationship which is conveyed via image. ok it's easier if i just read. in societies whe
*standng up on the plane* it's a common misconception that "the spectacle" refers to like, tiktok or ads or reality TV whatever, but that's not what de bord is getting at. the spectacle is the dominant social relationship which is conveyed via image. ok it's easier if i just read. in societies whe
*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu
honestly I think robert pattinson is the best actor of my generation. Criminally underrated
they made it into a shoot-and-cry movie but with big wooden horse instead of gun
like everybody else in the world I had odyssey thoughts vajra.me/2026/07/27/o...
my first thought was that this pic this was from tierra sin pan and then guessed it was actually head-bashed-in-buffalo-jump and I'm certain both of those guesses are wrong
28-JUL-2026 1800 BST w/ @hkesvani.bsky.social bloodwork.show
If a wheelcbair user is on a bus, the bus can only move if the chair is facing forward and in the designated area. That is the law. If you stand in the way of my chair, I will look you in the eye and humbly request that you move while gesturing appropriately.
I have seen women-only gyms that have been quite successful, particularly in places where there is a high population of women whose cultural norms around modesty would make them uncomfortable exercising in front of men. Never seen a men's gym that lasted longer than a year or two though.
foolproof 👍
Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.
"No moral panic is more unoriginal than the fear that contemporary men are no longer as manly as the heroes who preceded them."
Pete Hegseth, ‘The Odyssey,’ and the testosterone myth
The poet didn’t say “sing to me, Muse, of a man with optimized endocrine panels," writes urologist Elizabeth Dray.
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