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its so england to have a dominant world cup match against one of the greatest teams in footballing history and to have that be a televised moment of national embarrassment. every goal makes it worse. this is incredible

That’s 100% on Tuchel. The better team until we scored, at which point he directed the team to sit back and not attack, and took off every player who could hit them on the break. We got rid of Southgate because he got too defensive in big games… and replaced him with someone way more defensive!

Absolutely inevitable. We’ve been crap apart from the goal. Djed Spence has been our best player which says it all.

Mixed feelings about Argentina. I love Emi and only want good things for him but he’s 100% going to shithouse us out of the WC.

We’d be so fucked without Bellingham. I’ve slagged him off a bit but he’s appeared when we’ve needed him. So fair fucks.

The row thing is the shittest crowd thing since the Finnish hand clap. You’re not Vikings lads. You’re a bunch of progressive metrosexuals.

Important European Driver Ratings: Belgians - half asleep. Probably the chocolate. Give space and you’ll be fine. French - on the whole exceptionally sensible no issues encountered in 500 miles. Swiss - steering wheel chewing mentalists. There is no braking - only forward. As fast as possible