Jerry Connolly 🖖

@ecksor.bsky.social

Irish. Living in Seattle.

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

I see a guy who's wearing a T-shirt that just has the first amendment printed in it, and the urge to tell him that I don't think he should be legally allowed to wear it is just rising inside of me ...

Your dick knew you would face disappointments, loss, setbacks. It’s put in you a fire that cannot be put out. A determination to overcome what’s trying to hold you back. A strength to rise up when every voice is telling you to settle.

"The -3 point penalty hit with all the subtlety of a Randy Johnson fastball to the ribcage, and just like that, a matchday that had been quietly going rather nicely for Jerry turned into a tale of hubris and heartbreak." Testing a baseball game I'm building and I just got roasted by an AI agent.