Be sound. Keep fit. Act silly. Enjoy nature. Read books. Love freely. Find purpose. Hate Everton Travel often. Cook passionately Feel content. Antagonise dickheads. Ignore anxieties. Value mates. Celebrate life Be you.

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Espanol celebrations in Liverpool!

Game on, Nige.

"POrTeKt ARe wImMiN aNd Kids" www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...

Raise the Colours Oxfordshire leader to stand trial over 'indecent child images'

A leading figure in the Oxfordshire's Raise the Colours movement is due to stand trial accused of making indecent child images.

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If you see someone shoplifting diapers, no you didn't.

There are many appropriate uses for sarcasm, but it is as a response to being patronised where it is at its most beautiful!

"God's not real and I am." Happy Pride Month from #TrixieMattell #GodsNotRealIAm #PrideMonth #Drag #RuPaul #Scotland

For any Blues travelling up to the match at Murrayfield, the Edinburgh Festival will be on and the hotels will be extortionately priced. When I travelled more for work there in August, I'd stay in Glasgow and take the train.

Your annual reminder that William Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not read or write in English.

Rumours are rife that Tiny Hibbert has purchased the rights to the @tonycampari.bsky.social media empire, including its extensive back catalogue and host of media personalities. A shift towards angling content is expected.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 4mo ago

Gary Neville’s media group buys football YouTuber Mark Goldbridge’s channels

“There’s no hate like Christian love.” ffrf.com

Everton turn up heat on Rosenior as Beto double and Ndiaye sink Chelsea

Everton turn up heat on Rosenior as Beto double and Ndiaye sink Chelsea

It was left to Everton to impose the only serious sporting sanction of the week on Chelsea. Treated with extreme leniency by the Premier League for cheating over a seven-year period, the Stamford Bridge club were left battered and bruised, and Liam Rosenior in a whole world of trouble, as Hill Dickinson Stadium witnessed the finest act of its eight-month existence. David Moyes’s team were relentless, creative and clinical – everything their opponents were not – as two goals from Beto and a brilliant finish from Iliman Ndiaye delivered Everton’s biggest win against Chelsea since 1987. The 100th clean sheet of Jordan Pickford’s Everton career was secured with two outstanding saves from Enzo Fernández but, in truth, the threat from the visitors was minimal. Continue reading...

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Everton v Chelsea preview on @grandoldteam.com with art by @thebluedoodler.com and Chitty who doesn’t seem to be on here. Anyway in a nutshell we explore corporate coaching this week, courtesy of the new Chelsea Manager. And some soccer stuff. www.grandoldteam.com/2026/03/21/c...

Everton v Chelsea Preview

Where do you start with a weekend f**ker like Everton? Our species like to place value in things it can trust, predictable behaviours, consistencies and themes, essentially stuff that can’t veer out o...

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Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey: "Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator... stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

Whenever I read yet another story about the Glen Sannox and Glen Rosa it astonishes me that the fact that we now know the SNP rigged the procurement for political purposes and faked a launch for political purposes hasn't disqualified them from government for a generation. It's pure corruption.

Glen Sannox's repairs extended to 4 months with parts stripped from Glen Rosa

Arran vessel not now due back in service until March

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Quiet Sunday afternoon on the sofa with the dog and a pint. Anyone want to #AskAnAstronomer anything?

I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future. Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.

I feel compelled to write a review thread 🧵 for The Liz Truss Show because in the madness of the content, other aspects - vital aspects - are being missed. 1. The Aesthetics Unless they were aiming for "Harley Street urologist waiting room circa 1992" this interview area is just unacceptable. 1/

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... @letgirlshavefun.bsky.social

GK Barry makes Tottenham joke during Women's League Cup draw

GK Barry makes a series of lewd jokes and accidentally drops a ball back in the bag during the draw for the Women's League Cup quarter-finals and semi-finals.

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Could you imagine him walking around in public on his own?

Went on a little pilgrimage today to Parton, the resting place of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotland’s very own Einstein, James Clerk Maxwell. Quite the pause when I realised he was only one year older than me (48) when he died. ⚛️🔭

NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions? t.co/BUTtpK9C4S

La Haine at the Prince Charles. Mon dieu what a film.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

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