the private security guard waiting for her train to her shift next to me on the bart platform is wearing Rick and Morty crocs and if that ain't America, nothing is
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it's every inventor's job to make something that makes people as happy as making out and they all fail every time
turns out all i need is 8 hours of sleep, some splashing around in a pool, a soak in a hot tub, an hour-long shower while i wash & condition my hair, a leisurely cup of coffee on a terrace, a lovely summer day, and a cute outfit. why didn’t i think of that before
imagine if it took people the whole remainder of their lives to engage in restorative justice practices after they were revealed to have done life-altering harm to women who trusted them? it would be the end of comedy!!
cancel culture went too far with Louis CK, he went from being named a most influential person by Time and being named one of the best comedians by Rolling Stone before the allegations of coercive sexual behavior towards women, to playing Madison Square Garden after!! think of where he'd be!!
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
i'm tired of all these moderate takes, protect the balls?? proJECT the balls!! mandatory testicular prosthesis for EVERYONE! #ballsoutforjustice
eaei@tape.bsky.social · 2d agoprotect the dolls?... uhhh how about protect the balls #StopTheOrchis
They want you to forget that you took care of yourselves and others im 2020 because they want you to be helpless and frightened in the face of the violence and robbery theyre doing
Cis people are nepo babies bc they get their hormones from their parents
shackled by lust? feeling empty inside? Jesus has the answers. he'll tear you a new Yahweh hole
Ok so we all know that the DiC sailor moon dub made haruka and michiru cousins instead of girlfriends but hear me out…… why not both
shackled by lust? feeling empty inside? Jesus has the answers. he'll tear you a new Yahweh hole
only i can know when i'm ready
Áine 🐦🔥@eeveelution.bsky.social · 2w agonew beginnings can happen any time
the empire thinks chaos is a scary monster we can put to sleep and the emperors desperately wants you to think that too
not to mention all the piss on the toilet seats!
Áine 🐦🔥@eeveelution.bsky.social · last wk.cis women don't want me in public bathrooms because they know i'm catching them not washing their hands
cis women don't want me in public bathrooms because they know i'm catching them not washing their hands
actually i'm gonna be ritualistically sacrificed in the bakery oven to bring prosperity to the white woman who owns the bakery
Áine 🐦🔥@eeveelution.bsky.social · last wk.i just work in a bakery i don't do drugs
i just work in a bakery i don't do drugs
Áine 🐦🔥@eeveelution.bsky.social · last wk.about to get baked