NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OCTOBER 12,1944

Turns out these guys are real

Matt@xenomatt.bsky.social · 2d ago

A unicornfish from Raja Ampat, feeding on plankton in open water over a reef. I think this is a sleek unicornfish (Naso hexacanthus) but could be one of its relatives. #MarineLife #Wildlife 🐟🌿

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

robdog 👾@robdogdraws.bsky.social · 2d ago

Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan

Kevin, always remember the ancient wisdom: if you hammer a nail with a fish, you can build a house for one day, but if you teach the fish to hammer the nail, the fish will build the house, and you can go fishing.

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

The Kudo Method

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

“this concoction is a sickly sweet flavor we like to call ‘the event horizon.’ it will make you blind. when light returns, you will see Hell Itself.’l

“we call this flavor ‘the shoggoth.’ it opens the mind to non-euclidian geometry. it drove three of our top technicians to madness.”

William B. Fuckley@opinionhaver.bsky.social · 5d ago

The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.

I like references, I'll cheer any time an animation does the Akira Bike Slide, but Ernest Cline is the only guy who would draw the Akira Bike Slide and then have a spectator shout "Wow, that's the Akira Bike Slide, from the 80s cult classic anime Akira!"

I think we have ~30 cases a year? Every day I tell my dog "You can't eat those they have plague" and every day she rolls her eyes and says "whatever thumb monkey" because she knows I am just gatekeeping the delicious plague squirrels.

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THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

thinking about this post again

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the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.

the old beasties need to dance in the pale moon light this month

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart