egg

@egg.indy.fyi

Indianapolis.

kim kardashian getting through law school is not inspiring. 'teehee i got the whole deck of cards and i prevailed' okay

I lost my job, my kids have measles, my electric bill has doubled, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now Black kids won't be getting free breakfasts from Head Start anymore.

/r/wallstreetbets is popping off at 2am on a monday & making fun of the europoors yields upvotes yep, markets are fucked

Me, at a racetrack: "These cars are so cool, listen to those engines and the waste gate pops! Symphony" Me, on my porch, having just gotten my kids to my bed: "Who's this asshole with the loud ass exhaust rolling down my street"