Estrogen Elf

@elfstrogen.bsky.social

There, but for the grace of memes, go I

Oh I didn’t know that to make an AO3 account you needed an invitation guess posting my 45k words WoW fanfic thingy is going to have to wait. I initially thought it was going to be a short story…

Honestly this level of cartoonish villainy would be impossible to write into a character. If some evil child-eating lich turned to the camera and said “some uppity bitches *imagining* they could live in our society doesnt really mean shit” you’d accuse the writer of being a hack.

Marty Lederman@martylederman.bsky.social · 5d ago

Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests. Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade. Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."

one strange feature of the human condition is that most people don't want teeth on their dick but you show somebody a mouth with all the teeth removed and they're actually less likely to want to put their dick in it

If your boss is a clown, your coworkers are doing monkey business, your pay is peanuts and no one acknowledges the elephant in the room, your workplace might be paid off by Big Tent

A week or like half a week ago i began to write a little fanfic and today as I finished the second to last chapter to the closure of the second act I made the mistake of checking the word count and page number 30k words. 69 pages. The editing is going to be a massacre.

It may be hard to imagine AI killing us all but you just have to remember boomers can be easily tricked into feeding it a mountain of GPUs weekly with the choppiest videos of Trump or Charlie Brown asking them to do it

about 50% of sea shanties are about "my woman begged me to not go to sea" the next 50% are "god i love fucking strange women in random ports and i love the ocean in a fucking kind of way and it's going to kill me very soon"

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newsss Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss Graham Linehan: i have something to report Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad! Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper? Linehan: i did!

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