Estrogen Elf
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There, but for the grace of memes, go I
This is the dance routine you gotta do to pull bad bitches in The Undercity
Robbie Williams - Rock DJ
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Oh I didn’t know that to make an AO3 account you needed an invitation guess posting my 45k words WoW fanfic thingy is going to have to wait. I initially thought it was going to be a short story…
This is a picture of David by Michaelangelo currently in the Galleria dell’Academia in Florence, Italy
Whatever they pay whoever voices Rem in Deadlock it’s not enough I mean in general whatever they pay voice actors isn’t enough but the Rem one deserves like the oscar's
Honestly this level of cartoonish villainy would be impossible to write into a character. If some evil child-eating lich turned to the camera and said “some uppity bitches *imagining* they could live in our society doesnt really mean shit” you’d accuse the writer of being a hack.
Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests. Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade. Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."
one strange feature of the human condition is that most people don't want teeth on their dick but you show somebody a mouth with all the teeth removed and they're actually less likely to want to put their dick in it
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Prompt: Femboy noir. This is really stupid and no one should read it.
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Resident Evil notes be like: Day 1: I injected the infinite bullet virus on the gorilla with AK 47s for hands. I hope it doesn't escape Day 4: It escaped.
If your boss is a clown, your coworkers are doing monkey business, your pay is peanuts and no one acknowledges the elephant in the room, your workplace might be paid off by Big Tent
If it turns out that the treasure at the end of the gender dungeon is "The self-acceptance you learned along the way!" I will kill everyone in my party and then myself
This is an undeniable example of what I'd like to propose we describe as 'gringo logic'.
Oops, I broke population ethics!
A week or like half a week ago i began to write a little fanfic and today as I finished the second to last chapter to the closure of the second act I made the mistake of checking the word count and page number 30k words. 69 pages. The editing is going to be a massacre.
It may be hard to imagine AI killing us all but you just have to remember boomers can be easily tricked into feeding it a mountain of GPUs weekly with the choppiest videos of Trump or Charlie Brown asking them to do it
about 50% of sea shanties are about "my woman begged me to not go to sea" the next 50% are "god i love fucking strange women in random ports and i love the ocean in a fucking kind of way and it's going to kill me very soon"
You know the whole “dwarves dug too deep and too greedily”? I’m like that except about taking naps.
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newsss Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss Graham Linehan: i have something to report Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad! Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper? Linehan: i did!
Just staring at the Princeton chair of applied statistics utterly nonplussed, as they apparently deny that being an elf causes a change in your dexterity?
If I were in your position I woulda been unable to write something like that without adding at the end “I did all my part imagining I was talking about fantasy/sci-fi races btw”
If this sort of stuff interests you there is also the work of Diana and Milton Lieberman in a tropical forest region in the same country
"Meet Daniel Janzen: The ecologist who turned 169,000 hectares of Costa Rica into a giant forest filled with biodiversity" timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-o...
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Don’t care, didn’t ask, my elf ears bounce when I walk.