A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
let me put this in terms your constituents, i.e., big business and the management class, can understand: you're not getting it done and we've decided to go in a different direction
Lindsay Graham and I often disagreed on whether you should overturn Democratic elections, starve the hungry, bomb anyone and bomb everyone dark, but nevertheless I hope his loved ones stay off the internet and the rest of you have some fun.
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it
“There’s—my God, I can’t believe it—Hunter Biden’s on the wing of this plane, and he’s smoking out of a glass pipe,” said the visibly alarmed Donald Trump
Trump Sees Hunter Biden Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
WASHINGTON—After he rubbed his eyes and blinked to confirm he wasn’t dreaming or seeing things, President Donald Trump stated Thursday that he had spotted Hunter Biden smoking crack on the wing of Air...
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I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-raise-rent-due-to-thinking-of-bigger-1850922943/
Trump is struggling to read: "But he was a man who could get crushed beneath a horse. He was crushed. Get up and he kept riding. People said, 'You gotta get back! We gotta get you.' 'No no no I'm gonna keep riding.' He could take a bullet to the chest stand up and keep speaking!"
centrists love to be like “when are you socialists going to win regions and states that we centrists currently also don’t win”
Mamdani's speech at the Knicks parade was easily the best I've ever heard at an event of that sort. I posted the whole thing on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. Highly recommended.
Mamdani Remembers Some Knicks Guys during phenomenal parade speech
YouTube video by Aaron Rupar
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It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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A teenager was shot, several school buses were set on fire and four people were slashed or stabbed, as crowds swarmed the area around Madison Square Garden after the New York Knicks’ championship win on Saturday, according to the police and video footage. More than a dozen people were arrested.
1 Teen Shot and 4 People Stabbed Near MSG During Knicks Celebration
More than a dozen people were also arrested, and several school buses were set on fire after the New York Knicks defeated the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of the N.B.A. finals.
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Mamdani: "We continue to be proud of being a sanctuary city. We continue to be ready to stand up for our immigrant neighbors ... ICE is a rogue agency that should be abolished"
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Jalen Brunson saying nothing in every interview throughout the playoffs: lame Jalen Brunson saying nothing after winning it all: the best
Imagine you live in New York City and you’re not that into sports and you have to walk your dog now.
BREAKING: New York Knicks are NBA Champions. Final Score 94 - 90.
The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs. It is the Knicks’ first NBA title since 1973.
Jalen Brunson becomes a New York legend for life. He ends the game with 45 points this game, almost half the entire team’s total. Knicks win the series 4-1. Champions after a 53 years. 🏆