Your friendly neighborhood Eli
@elithek.bsky.social
Stardust. Golden. Billion-year-old carbon. Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently I hope). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy. If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
the world is a rough place these days, but there are tiny glimmers of light everywhere if you know where to look for example, my sister just texted that their youngest decided to take up the trumpet and was honking away all evening in the garage, driving them nuts, and that did bring me real joy
Wait... so Doc Hopper's French Fried Frogs Legs was communion?
A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11h agoTo people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
Donald Trump is so crude, stupid, and lowbrow, he has no appreciation for the majestic beauty of our national parks. If a place doesn't have gaudy gilding, flashing neon, and ringing cash registers, he doesn't see worth.
Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social · 2d ago“National Park Service Deputy Director Frank Lands visited Grand Teton National Park this week and looked at three potential locations for a baseball park within the park’s boundaries” WTF 🤬 www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
Seinfeld: George Costanza - You're Damn Right It's Me!
ALT: Seinfeld: George Costanza - You're Damn Right It's Me!
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EK@evanka.eurosky.social · 2d agoShare an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
[Life] is a tale told by an idiot Full of sound and fury Signifying fuck all
Mark Wallace@wallaceme.bsky.social · 2d agoOk don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
My dad had a reasonably sized, unbound collection of vinyl records by the likes of Benny Goodman and Ella Fitzgerald. Some of them played at 78 rpm. So, no. He did not have "a giant binder of burnt cds."
Jonathan Edward Durham@thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 3d agoNo no no no no you stop that right now
Some people who know me would guess The Breakfast Club. To them I say...
Princess Bride: You'd Like To Think That!
ALT: Princess Bride: You'd Like To Think That!
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d agoName your fav 1980s film.
INCREDIBLE HUMAN BODY FACT OF THE DAY If you took the veins, arteries and blood vessels out of your body and laid them on the ground end-to-end in a single unbroken line, you'd feel extremely foolish and then you'd die. Follow me for more science facts.
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
Trish K@tkaz99.bsky.social · 3d agoPost something random, or you'll have an awful October!
Why was it called the Clean Air Act and not The Decimation of Smog?
Th*s p*st h*s *st*r*sks *n *ll th* wr*ng fucking pl*c*s.
He didn't put "insufferable jackass" in his bio, so he has to put it in his posts. Either way, it's thoroughly communicated.
Kai Ryssdal@kairyssdal.bsky.social · 4d agoI’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
Obviously, one thing we've learned in the last 8 years is that this is *exactly* how the meeting that resulted in Gritty happened.
I would begin every response with "This build off something Stephanie said earlier..." This requires that there be nobody named Stephanie in the group. I might have to use a different name.
Nick Kodama@nickkodama.bsky.social · 5d agoHey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
This sucks I'm on a plane to Vegas and the pilots just ran outta the cockpit in squirrel costumes and whatnot #FurryInvasion
I like to rhyme I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 7d agoName a quote from a hip-hop track.
theory: E.T. is a race of aliens searching the universe for ways to get fucked up evidence: -the first scene, an E.T. grabs a plant for their ufo greenhouse to check if it gets them high -E.T. drinks a bunch of beer -E.T. goes on a bender and is found covered in cocaine in a creek bed
