eliza🌻

@elizas.website

e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxide.computer • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona

oh i see, i misinterpreted the UI as saying it was someone *i* blocked, and so i was thinking that “human equivalent of an LLM” was a pretty sick burn for Matt Yglesias…bit then i was wondering why people were calling him a mall goth

configuring PAM is 80% more fun if you imagine every PAM module’s name is like “Pamela <lastname>”. Pamela Unix. Pamela Sshagentauth. Pamela Zfskey (she’s Polish).

shocked to discover that Whatever’s Happening at Moscone This Week was not, as i had previously assumed, some form of Dreamforce, but is in fact actually Pokémon Dreamforce

Unfortunately, "Crazy Eliza's Discount Pre-Owned Power Electronics Warehouse, Everything Must Go, Priced To Sell" was too many bytes to fit in one 32-byte SMBus block read.

    fn pmbus_vpd() -> PmbusVpd {
        PmbusVpd {
            // Unfortunately, "Crazy Eliza's Discount Pre-Owned Power
            // Electronics Warehouse, Everything Must Go, Priced To Sell" was
            // too many bytes to fit in one 32-byte SMBus block read.
            mfr_id: pmbus_block(b"Eliza's Discount Power Supplies"),
            mfr_model: pmbus_block(&[0x55; 32]),
            mfr_revision: PmbusBlock::UNSUPPORTED,
            mfr_location: pmbus_block(b"\0Anytown,\0USA"),
            mfr_date: pmbus_block(b"January 1st, 1970"),
            mfr_serial: pmbus_block(&[1, 2, 3, 4]),
            ic_device_id: pmbus_block(&[0xff, 0, 0x80]),
            ic_device_rev: PmbusBlock::UNSUPPORTED,
        }
    }

i've decided that my newest insane fringe opinion is gonna be "actually, it is possible for language models to be conscious, but the only LLM to have ever achieved consciousness was Sydney Bing"

the problem with the Apple Health “sleep score” that gaslights you because they read a paper about the placebo effect is that eventually, you realize that anything worse than ~95% means that you’ll feel like shit and your whole day is ruined

it has occurred to me that the reason i use "Claude" as a genericized trademark to refer to any kind of "natural-language-processing-flavored floating-point matrix product (from natural and artificial sources)" is that "Claude" is a much funnier mouth sound than "ChatGPT"

to wax somewhat excessively philosophical, i do think that meaning requires effort and that one must devote one’s self to a craft to create beautiful things. this can look like it’s hard to square with the idea of “accessibility”, but i don’t think it has to be!