Emil 🗿 “Unc Tifa”
@emilhabiibi.bsky.social
Lebanese Diasporite 🇱🇧 • Terminally Unc-Coded • Highly Agreeable ™️ • He🏴 Han🇳🇴 هو🇵🇸 • Moustache Elemental (Ancient) • Bsky Member Since 2024 (BCE)
I’m two days late on this take but HOLY SHIT LMAO I just saw the Times Square Kirk statue and 😭
Is there anything more Silicon Valley coded than exactly this behavior tho?
a lot of hand wringing over the concept of intent in non-deterministic computer systems sort of just glossing over the concept of intent in philosophical determinism
a lot of hand wringing over the concept of intent in non-deterministic computer systems sort of just glossing over the concept of intent in philosophical determinism
Saved this one for 9/12 because it’s so special Nick Mullen is a national treasure youtu.be/xPaBzWQZq00?...
Sinatra on 9/11 | CMTOWN ANIMATED
YouTube video by saul
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There were people actively dying in the towers that were doing bits!!
Every time a chatbot responds “That’s a fascinating theory!” to a half-baked idea
On a related note, read my essay on why Pluto is actually a star.
for the first time ever I am now the owner of a car that’s less than 15 years old feels good, HOLY SHITTTTTT 🤑🤑
This guy was president of the largest public university in Florida btw
Yet, Ben Sasse and the @wsj.com seem to think that it is appropriate to double down on sacrificing American boys to the death sentence that is this sport. www.wsj.com/opinion/free...
Still trying to figure out what was going on in the decades between then and “The Gay 90s” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nin...
Gay Nineties - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Can't be too mad at your wife turning into a pillar of salt given how valuable salt was at the time
Look I’m not a Dem consultant but it sure seems like it would have been a good idea to learn literally anything from 2024
At a certain point you might think establishment Dems would speak out about the head of their main think tank indulging in the kind of rank bigotry that damages election prospects
Arthur Conan Doyle, 1885: “O, how raucously will my uptight Victorian readership chortle as they witness the rakish, uncouth Detective Holmes outwit stodgy old Inspector Lestrade again & again!” Paramount story runner, 2015: “yooooo wHat iF thE dOctoR iS aUtiStic aNd kinDa gaY ??”
the premise of so many shows is "guy who can't be normal is so unusually good at a job otherwise done by normal people that all the normal people put up with him not being able to be normal"
I’ve been out of the country for two weeks but I’m pleased to see that Hasan Piker is still the most important issue facing American voters in November
Do you think I can pull off this mustache? Well I can't. It's real.
Two certified Losers™️ enjoying a Friday night in
Lmfao
Completely agree with @humanistreport.bsky.social here: no, Woke 1.0 should not be dismissed out of hand as something "crazy" that we should all move on from. This shit was and still is important and it's up to us to find less cringe ways of articulating what it means youtu.be/9A8syNVtUQM?...
Discourse Over AOC & Mamdani Repudiating Woke 1.0 is Crazyyyy
YouTube video by The Humanist Report
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By all means smoke weed, but using Reddit will severely exacerbate most head trauma
redditor asking the important questions
I say this with complete seriousness: this is the teleological apex of the type of content I’m looking for here 🥰 love u @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social, inshah’Allah your Friday is a good one
Me and the homies are gonna put ketchup slices on hot dogs later if you wanna come through