i love these posts because it imagines like none of us can remember a time before this tech. we all remember 2023! the only people who don't remember 2023 are literally six years old!
I have one answer.
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i love these posts because it imagines like none of us can remember a time before this tech. we all remember 2023! the only people who don't remember 2023 are literally six years old!
I have one answer.
80s kids will remember when there used to be a phone service that you could call and do this and they'd charge you 29 cents per question
It's ChatGPT but just a guy futurism.com/artificial-i...
The most realistic part of Hijack season 2 is how the BKA manages to fuck up an operation that takes place three stops away from the BND headquarters
When I worked at GE ColorXpress way way back in the day we stored our color samples on these. Except they were also in a freezer kept at 0°F. So if you got squished and stuck you’d also become a popsicle
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
This stationary shower just north of Charlottesville (right over our Rio Road studio) brought a half-inch of rain to our rain gauge in fifteen minutes.
Struggling to reconcile “Cville has been very dry this summer” with it raining every single day I plan to do yardwork for a month, or raining the next day and washing out my progress
our age of tying for bronze with a trans woman is collapsing
The smartphone and social media will, if humanity survives, be viewed as the worst creations ever made.
Runaway online rumors sparked frantic rush by migrants to the Spanish territory of Ceuta
While attempts to reach the enclave are common, activists said this episode was different because of the way rumors snowballed, encouraging thousands to move at the same time.
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ANYWAYS since the NHL doesn't like giving you ICS files for team schedules, if you're a bruins fan and want to subscribe to a calendar for the 2026-27 season, I did the legwork: emilygorcenski.com/calendar/bru...
So TIL if you delete an added CalDAV calendar from iOS it does not simply remove it from your phone, it deletes the entire calendar FROM YOUR SERVER with no warning whatsoever
I’m not a big fan of reentering the era of the fascist mass shooter
UPDATE: TWIN FALLS, ID SHOOTER He posted repetitive MAGA chud slop on X, (lots of 'meme info' graphs about China). Noteworthy: he failed to get hired by ICE as a Criminal Investigator (no degree); he asked gov officials for tech jobs, & then was looking to join the military this year b4 'giving up.'
- have you heard the song of Odysseus - yeah man it’s been charting for like almost 20 years - a generational banger - kinda overplayed tbh - disagree. anyhow, what do you make of these sea peoples, who do you think they could possibly be
The Iliad was actually a metaphor about women’s sports, see
has anyone unpacked christopher nolan casting a trans person to be the distraction sacrifice for a trojan horse to enter, and then destroy, civilization
Finishing Hijack S2 and hoo boy they have really taken a journey on this train. Hauptbahnhof U5, then somehow moving the train to the U8 tracks at Alexanderplatz, then magically switching to the U7, which in this world runs between Zoo and Hansaplatz instead of the U9, now they’re on the U6 at UdL.
Jason Kessler's pro se lawsuit is doing great. He filed it with the wrong mailing address
My pronouns are she/him/its. My gender is entirely connected to the remaining vestiges of the grammatical case system in English.
what i want you to do is observe how badly i break this dude's ankles and what i don't want you to do is notice how badly i miss what should be a very easy goal afterwards
me: i have two pillows cat: i have two pillows me: you have two pillows cat: you have no pillows me: i have no pillows
I’ve had cats for 18 years and this morning, for the first ever time, one of them has delivered a (rather large) dead mouse to the side of my bed. First, gross Second, about time one of them got a job
not to post crossdressing on main but this skirt suit was from the men’s department
Beat as heck today. I did so much work. But it’s the wekeend. Tomorrow i’m gonna go for a run and I’m gonna start putting the deck on my trailer.