emily s.

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just have some random event on my calendar called “There Will Come Soft Rains”. no idea where it came from, what it means (beyond the reference to the story and poem), when it got there. it’s an all day event, so i guess i have all day to figure it out.

i have recently rewatched The Jetsons and now have started The Flintstones. that's where the mental health is. i have to ask, how is it i remember these cartoons roughly on equal standing? The Flintstones surprisingly holds up, but the Jetsons is awful. It's almost like outsider art sometimes

i remember in my freshman year of high school making some offhand comment about how a classmate's backpack looked like mine. he said (jokingly) "no *yours* looks like *mine*" that was 28 years ago and i just realized the irony of this comment being made in a math class

i just only now found out about $RANDOM??? (many shells like bash and zsh set the special shell variable $RANDOM at the moment you access it to a random number between 0 and 32767. each access gets you a new random number. who knew?)

i guess i could just change my name to kira nerys i could just do that nobody's stopping me i am a free human being whose every heartbeat draws me closer to death, and i could just spend that time living the dream i could but nah

It's August! The French name for this month is fascinating because they went from Latin "augustus" to Old French "aoust" which finally got reduced to "août". And out of those remaining letters, only one or two letters actually get pronounced. They went from "augustus" to "oo" (or "oot").

total speculation on my part, but a lot of what people are calling "AI psychosis" is probably more like severe AI addiction. on some level you're probably aware that you're off the deep end, but your fascination motivates you to chase that high wherever the robot leads.

every Void flavored status effect you can cause in the game Destiny 2 looks like you just planted a bomb inside a grimace milkshake and gave it to a bunch of aliens

remember that time that Jack Skellington learned about Christmas and went so feral he didn't realize he was out of control until the military literally started firing SAMs at his sleigh?