Linden
@emilytheslayer.bsky.social
Tired. Not mad, just disappointed. Queer, poly, witchy, switchy. Fiber arts. Idk man I'm just here.
Anybody know anybody who works in patent law? Looking to see if I can get some experience as a paralegal in the field.
On the one hand it's cool that only one person was a dick about my post of joy last night. On the other hand, go fuck yourself, that guy. Someone elsewhere said maybe my wording was confusing but other people told him he was full of shit and he doubled down on purposely misunderstanding the post
I'm in a discord server for this one dumb phone game I play and one of the people in there is a teenager posting her art every day and tomorrow is day 300 of her doing this and the whole server is prepped to go absolutely apeshit tomorrow night when she posts
It's both very funny and extremely traditional to fix something on my spinning wheel with wool.
Taking my life in my hands to eat a fresh nectarine because it is summer and if I don't eat the stone fruit I will also die so
I gotta say the current regime has certainly made things interesting in a "Chinese proverb" kinda way. Nothing quite like thinking "I think I gotta poop. . .is it explosive diarrhea?" at least three times a day
Please join me in imagining "Hey There Delilah" as sung by Kermit THEE Frog.
Last night my brain was like "hey guess what. We can sing 'cephalopoda' to the tune of 'My Little Pony'!" And I was like yes that is true go to sleep and it said "ok but what if first we rewrite the entire Friendship is Magic theme song to be about the cephalopod fiber subscription coming tomorrow?"
I actually unfriended them on Facebook over this. It's so fucking disappointing.
Not pleased that an accomplished author is selling a book here on making audiobooks with AI tools. From the back: "You want your books to be audiobooks but can't justify the money," which apparently means you CAN justify theft and environmental destruction. A better idea: save up and hire a human.
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
Tour de Fleece update: plying is boring. No wonder I keep spinning singles.
I am so fucking tired of woman having to stand on a national stage and tear their hearts open and pour their trauma out in front of the entire country. And still not be believed. Or be told it doesn’t matter because we need her assaulter. I’m so tired of it.
If you need to read the gory details of a woman’s violent assault in order to believe her - especially about someone who has mountains of evidence against them already - then I’ve got some news for you about your support of women…
Smartypants this week has a presentation by Vivian Wilson. About twitter. That's right, Elon Musk's daughter who fuckin hatas him. I'm in awe of the game and extremely hyped for this episode.
TdF day 1 I did some spinning on my spindle project, made a box kate, skeined the Really Sparkly Yarn, and started chain plying some singles.
Hey so real quick during the heat wave I've seen people recommending Liquid IV and it's good stuff! Don't have more than one of that brand in particular per day or you can end up with electrolyte toxicity. We've had people end up in the ER during camping events from it.
The contrasting greens overlapping on this are you kidding me? So good.
Who's excited for Tour de Fleece? Who wants the handy calendar schedule I found for it? www.tinyfibrestudio.com/tour-de-flee...
Tour de Fleece Calendar — Tiny Fibre Studio
tinyfibrestudio.com
The Bugs Bunny meme but I want to wish all Catholics a very happy schism day
If this happens to me then don't be surprised if i suddenly stopped posting and vanish from the internet. Forcing this ID/age verification in every spaces is surveillance and control, this shit feels dystopian i hate it 😬
Well i dont know how long this login session is gonna last but @bsky.app just asked me to do an age verification with personal information. If this happens again i will not attempt to log back in. If i dont post here again let bsky know that i prefer my privacy over this platform.
Did some yarn tourism on a recent trip. Wanna see? TOO BAD I'M SHOWING YOU ANYWAY We were doing sort of an east coast loop and seeing friends we haven't seen in forever, and also my wife was looking for used book stores and I would look for yarn stores nearby.
@aabria.bsky.social listening to Prelude earlier. You: "idk imagine if a pearl was a twink" me, outloud, alone in my car: "sure. We've all seen Steven Universe."
Remembering Trans March a couple years ago where I almost dropped my skirt in the urinal of a port-o-potty. “IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE COVERED IN THE PISS OF STRANGERS,” I shrieked. One port-o-potty away, a pitch-perfect Gandalf replied “AND WHAT ABOUT THE PISS OF VERY OLD FRIENDS?”
On the cat names vs nicknames: last night I told Tavi his new name is Mr. Weirdy Butt. He doesn't seem to mind.
Womack and Womack and Womack and OMAC and Olmec and Omaha "Oh now you're getting carried away." "I often do with Omaha."