emma celeste
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🏳️⚧️🇲🇽 | 🎸📸 👾🩵💜 sentient pile of wikipedia articles seattle, wa i just want to make beautiful things (she/it)
i'll never get used to how wrong and ominous the world looks when there's wildfire smoke in the air. it doesn't matter how many fire seasons i live through. it was creepy and ominous when i was staying home from elementary school bc the air was too unsafe to *go to school* it's just as creepy now
the air is smoky outside and i made the mistake of running the dishwasher so my apartment is a touch warm and humid and i cant open the windows for relief aaaaaaaaaaa
no cheating, post your lock screen
jules@awawa.pics · yesterdayNo cheating, post your lock screen (Roger Puta collection)
my favorite show when i was a kid hit 23 years old yesterday. this provides a great opportunity to say that i promise you there were no signs
okay im done with flesh body it was fun for 26 years but id like the robot body now please where can i get this
why tf are these AI "philosopher" accounts all following me. i'm not fucking interested. if you decide to feed a bunch of old dead guys writings to an LLM and then made a fucking bot about it, you should kill yourself.
Someone sell Sarah, the woman who keeps the phones ringing at the Connections Museum, a really nice car for dirt cheap. bonus points if it’s like, cool
Sarah Autumn@1xb.co · 7d agoAnyway, if anybody in the greater @victoriascott.bsky.social sphere is in the PNW and had a car that they want to get rid of for relatively cheap, I need a reliable daily.
always fun to have a call with someone from a different team and find out just how much shit is severely broken
can they stop fucking reheating old bullshit? i have an aunt who desperately needed help, but my great aunt would refuse to take her to a therapist bc "all therapists do is turn their kids against their parents" my aunt is doing truly terribly and i put a lot of the blame on her never getting help
Meggie Z@nutmeggles.bsky.social · last wk.Another classic case of “sucks to suck”.
it def ranked me higher on both axes but this is probably correct
3cats@rachel.supply · last wk.im in da wife zone
i want a refund on whoever invented nostalgia. bc what do you mean, every time i fantasize about a safe place to escape my problems and just breathe, i imagine *that* beach. the beach in the middle of one of the reddest districts in CA. the beach 1000 miles away. that only lives in my head now
Happy 6th tranniversary to my beloved bitchwife @noellemidnight.com Your approach to gender (getting really gremliny with it) like your approach to everything else in life (getting *really* gremliny with it) inspires me every day
i've had my new apartment for nearly three months, and yet i haven't offered my guests some pan dulce o in cafecito yet. i gotta change that. my mom raised me right there's always gotta be chucheruas para la visita
my weekend project is done! this is PicoTurbo - a replacement for the two-digit LED speed display on late-80s/early-90s AT cases (and derivatives) that also handles the turbo switch, meaning it can restore full visual flair to any case of the era, regardless of what motherboard you have installed.
oh wow. it's really been four years since i left the Southwest isn't it. bc what do you mean 90F weather is kicking my ass. i have such a strong sense memory of this weather being "the one cool day of the week" but also my actual body is yelling at me bc it's too hot
I want something good to die for To make it beautiful to live
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
