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there will come soft maeves@maeveynot.online · 3h ago

today is august 5, 2026, today is august 5, 2026, today is…

Fake Connecticut Town Names: Cringeport White Haven Damnford Teen Witch (pronounced "tennitch") New Canaan

The Parent Trap but it’s me tricking the Coen brothers into getting back together because they *need* each other to make truly great movies

if this doesn’t work he’s going to end up recognising catalonia on his way out

George Pearkes@peark.es · 1h ago

oh it's getting real *INFANTINO OFFERS MOROCCO WORLD CUP FINAL FOR SUPPORT: TIMES

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

just went to the village of saint-louis-du-ha!-ha! and everyone was laughing at you in a really stereotypical quebecois accent

I don’t need the Saddam Patek I don’t need the Saddam Patek I don’t need the Saddam Patek

Patek Philippe Ellipse 4226G Saddam Hussein Logo Dial 18k WG with Logo Box and Extract of the Archives

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[shakes head sadly] Hello darkness my old friend The goldbugs are at it again @edzitron.com this is not the way to invest for your retirement.

the most disappointing thing about last night is that sawant made it into double-digits at all

since oscilloscope graphics are doing the rounds again, here's some photos from that time a few years ago when I built a gizmo to show dril tweets (and assorted other nonsense) on my ancient Tek 466

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

Does Steve Kornacki get a pausa de hidratacion?

DIESEL TRAIN DRIVER: DRIVING THE TRAIN (1959)

lmfao they’re changing the English language now. Assad puts up Jayapal numbers

Fascist Dem Tracker@fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 13h ago

WA-7 called: incumbent Pramila Jayapal (D) and businessman Nirav Sheth (R) win. They defeat copywriter Gwen Kirkland (D) & currently lead 83-11-3.

1000 calories of compute

names you can hear david letterman saying with mild incredulity

Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 14h ago

Bonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin

Bonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin

Cherry blossom@chocilate.bsky.social · 14h ago

is she winning

thinking about torrenting a car

i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten

The Sims ™ 4 Riyadh Realness expansion pack.

"Untitled Slide Box 1," slide 10 of 18 [gallery]

lol from the cspam thread on somethings are awful apparently

got permabanned from ea live for trying to build neom in simcity 4

going to be more of a concussion speech than a concession speech

VoteHub@votehub.com · 17h ago

Eaton County We have 4 fully reported precincts. Combined Absentee: 🟠 Haley Stevens – 544 (57.9%) 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 319 (34.0%) Combined Election Day: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 253 (56.9%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 177 (39.8%)

socialists 🤝 liberals "what, exactly, is that current affairs article"

witch-knight in latex

the new sims 4 stuff packs are gonna get weird

Game Developer@gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 21h ago

EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law

starfleet insignia pasties