DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!!??!!? BRING IT ON, CUPCAKE!!!
Emmett Furrow
@emmettfurrow.bsky.social
Actor-Recovering Comedian-Proud Advocate for CCD Smiles A mutant trying to make a difference in the world.
What's the point of having an American Pope if he's not going to nominate Dolly for Sainthood? Surely they can find a couple of people who woke from comas while hearing Dolly songs.
I don't think something this monumental should be left to the Catholics. I offer the "People's Choice Saint": Dolly Parton. Canonize her, you know it's the right thing to do.
I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece
Genuine inspiration to see someone who garners huge success and uses it for good.
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
I wasn't planning on gaining 300 pounds this year, but I also wasn't planning on McDonald's selling "Dirty Dr. Pepper".
If I could leave you with one habit, it would be this: end each day by asking what you believed today that you might be wrong about tomorrow.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves! You’re setting back women’s equality by 100 years by suggesting it’s weird for a professional woman to write love letters to her boss or run behind his golf cart or get saved from the decoy plane over the secretary of state. Typical lib hypocrites!
Unpopular opinion but a country's wealth and success should be measured by how well its poorest live, not by how obscenely rich its richest are.
Post you from a different era in your life.
Post you from a different era in your life.
Greenland: "Strong warning" Trump: "cough<Venezuela>cough"
In yet another assertion of unlawful authority over Greenland, an American oil company connected to Donald Trump is preparing to sink wells in remote Greenland despite not having received permission from the local authorities. The move is seen by the Greenlanders as an intentional provocation.
Hey Church and State people, is anybody ready to have the "Why is Christmas a federal holiday?" discussion?
The most "macho" president ever now wears a wig, a girdle, makeup, spray tan, lifts and an adult diaper. Behold, the MAGA strong man!
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises
I might like you better if you repost, or whatever, but maybe that's never.
"House of Dragons" shouldn't run on Sunday nights. Daemon and Aemond belong on Mondae.
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey wrong answers only
John Wayne in True Grit: Ready for Action
ALT: John Wayne in True Grit: Ready for Action
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Best film adaptation of the Odyssey wrong answers only
Once he's in prison, let him earn his keep. A lottery system sets up his visitors list, he'll do 8 hours a day, 5 people per hour, ~12 minutes per visit. He doesn't get to talk. He has to face them. And listen. All day. 40 people a day, then back to his cell to think about what they said.
"Partially sucked", so he was on the "edge" of disaster.
It seems to me that the only path forward is making Trump and MAGA directly defend The Big Lie all day, every day. Pin him down on who he thinks orchestrated the "massive voter fraud", then those people (Hillary, Obama, Biden, et al) can sue him for slander. Make him prove the fraud in court(s).