emmie!!!
@emmienemms.bsky.social
emmie • she • 28 || i do not think therefore i do not am || other places you can find me: https://emmienemms.carrd.co/
A JOB I APPLIED TO FINALLY GOT BACK TO ME I START ON THE 17TH!!! I CAN FINALLY GET OFF THESE FUCKASS PHONES!!!!!!
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
sent my dad something over venmo and got a free trial of apple tv, just to realize that anything i’d wanna watch i’d have to fuckin pay for. literally what is the point
so tired of working for a call center getting yelled at for shit that’s not my fault, i hate people
made shin ramen with milk instead of water and put a fuck ton of cheese in it and it’s so good but FUCK is it rich
i finally beat the main story of splatoon raiders and y’all, it’s exactly what i could ask for in a single player splatoon game
happy 4th bday to my stinkbug!!! everyone’s favorite little diva!!!
Taking commissions for $25 to help with bills & things if anyone’s interested! DM or e-mail me Melodyiza77@gmail.com
i still think it’s so cool that a lot of my friends and mutuals are people i’ve looked up to for years…. i feel so lucky!!!
i’ll draw him properly later but for now have this! my new boy mion!!
i’ll draw him properly later but for now have this! my new boy mion!!
my body still keeps trying and refusing to sneeze and my head feels like it’s going to explode….. once again i am god’s humble jester
i can now no longer taste or smell food, someone take me out back already
i keep needing to sneeze and then losing it immediately….. i’m in hell
excellent timing for me to get sick during training for my new job where my brain is so mushy that i can’t retain anything 💀
kinda wanna fuck around and make a proper fursona just for funsies
@murmurlilies.bsky.social showed me a pic of his friend's cat and she was so so pretty i simply had to draw her