We didn't agree to disagree we agreed that we will never agree
Cunty Flam
@emnicw.northsky.social
pfp by @agnonsuch.bsky.social ⚧️ • She/Her 🇺🇸 in 🇳🇴 baby tree momma I have a cat. His name is 🐿.
The cool thing about Gen ai slop is you absolutely can and should judge a book by its cover. J/K that's not cool at all. It's actually very depressing.
Diced fruit in jello Peach cobbler, ice cream, cheesecake
🎵Amy's system of Harmonies and Dissonances🏳️⚧️@amyrela.northsky.social · 16h ago🦋 I want that cool whip
Grocery shopping with my Norwegian gf Me: we need more white onions GF: adds garlic to the cart Me: I deserve that...
Who else could watch this for hours? Defragmenting Drive C in Windows 95
"Reposting != endorsement" is such bullshit. You're basically saying "hey check this out, no notes"
Way too many folks showing their ass on bsky but not enough posting hole. Discuss
always curtains for zoosha, never let's hire an interior designer to weave a cohesive story for zoosha
I'm sorry if your store is called POUNDLAND it had better have some puppies for me to play with
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
apocalypserider@elfhybrid.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Way to unveil yourself as a eugenicist Anyone liking this bs should be ashamed
Tfw you order 4 tacos and 2 burritos from Taco Bell, promptly inhale them, wonder why ur still hungry, then after the cornmeal in the taco shells has had 30 minutes to expand and you think you might explode. 😅🌋
Figures when I finally settle on Taco Bell for supper I start craving a burger & fries 🤦🏻♀️
I made one post about gregtech and now my feed is full of minecraft d&d roleplay posts
cockroaches made a deal with god that for their durability, they must promise to do a sick kick flip when they die
lifehack !! if you take a gallon of milk, pour it into a bucket, add a whole rotisserie chicken to it, dump in a half bottle of barbecue sauce, and leave it in the summer sun for 40 minutes, youve ruined a whole bunch of perfectly good food. idiot
I once trolled Mumsnet with "my 5 year old won't drink coffee unless I put 4 or 5 sugars in it, is this normal?" If you were one of the outraged mums rushing to defend my kids from caffeine - I'm not in the least sorry. It was glorious.
Thinking of changing my bsky name to Zooey Bechamel. Has that been done too many times already?
Me and who? Alt Text: photo of a small owl cuddling a fish stuffy. Caption: In case you were having a bad day, here's a picture of an owl cuddling his favorite fishy
Rowdy Rebel@rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 5d ago🦉🐟💗
