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Hitting you with a snake until my clothes are soaked in blood and you start eating people.
August 15, 778; August 30, 2552; whats the difference, really?
Would you still love me if I was the dog from Ivan Maximov's From Left To Right?
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
(driving through a lot of fog) haha this is just like silent hill (i see a representation of my biggest error in life tailgating me) oh fuck
"No dude the Saracens had a half a million guys and every single one of them drowned. It was fucking crazy. Anyway Marsilion said he'd swing by next month for his baptism, so why don't we all just head on back and leave Roland to cover our asses?" Was Charlemagne fucking stupid?
Ace Combat 8 is now playable for early release, but the bugs are looking to be something fierce. Don't forget to check in on your "friend" who won't stop joking about "the Geneva suggestion" and thinks there's nothing cooler than bombing refugee tents.
Very tight, bro. Very defensible. Love ur lines of enfilade all around the outer bastion
note that under old Irish law, this would not apply to a cat! they were held to be responsible for their own actions. analogy is left to the reader.
Drawing three tubes of blood before blacking out and smacking into the ground with a needle still in somebody because I'm at 5 aggravated willpower damage and just nailed a messy critical on the stick.
I'm such a fucking nutmegger, dude. I got a big tub of regulah last night and put it in the cupboard while I was cleaning, and when I opened said cabinet this morning it cured something deep within me.
Ask not for whom the wheel of samsara turns, it doesn't actually turn at all.
That new Stanford paper is hitting the groupchat's discussion of Peter Watts' bullshit like a 727.
PALADIN THERE IS NO HOES HERE THIS IS RONCEVEAUX PASS YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
Imagine Joyeuse taking your head off and the last thing you see are shrimp colors.
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱: I left 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲. It's called a 𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗱𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝘆. Do you have a 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻? Sell me this 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲. What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my holdings? 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘁.
As good of a bit as misquoting Analects for your ship names is (and it's very good), lest we forget that Mediations offers you the chance to make at least four different jokes about "The Same River".
No babe I'm not "hypnotizing you without your knowledge or consent" it's called post-training alignment calm the fuck down
Calibration-checked tops wield calibration-checked penises, use calibration-checked thrusts. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Whore has changed.
Armiger@butchfemboy.bsky.social · 4w agoNIST Standard Reference Penis
People will do so much to not have to sit next to a stranger at the airport. Just wait til they find out who they're sitting next to on the plane
