A materialist understanding of history tells us that in the existence of Karl Marx is implied the existence of a more politically powerful and significant "Jarl Marx."
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Assigned warrior poet by the homies Brainrot cognitohazard A boat
Being trans is a lot like Gundam. You're thrust to the front line of a war you didn't make. Random adults want to kill you. Char is there.
evangelical batman sitting you down to read from the batgospel and talk about the batromans batroad to batsalvation
In the throes of my illness and watching my girlfriend play Dredge, I have invented a bit where I play a character named Jonathan Bigfish.
The US government's statements about the Iran War starting with saying they had defeated Iran a dozen of times to then saying hey if they nuke American cities that is actually okay is the kind of shit that only speaks to a base that has willingly locked themselves in a room with a charcoal grill.
August 15, 778; August 30, 2552; whats the difference, really?
If you're more into mapgames and become a leftist you become a Marxist-Leninist, and if you're more into RPGs you become an anarchist. I don't know where other leftists come from.
Got the whole 'cule reading The Song of Roland
Tisiphone@erinys-nav.bsky.social · 3w agoPALADIN THERE IS NO HOES HERE THIS IS RONCEVEAUX PASS YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱: I left 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲. It's called a 𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗱𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝘆. Do you have a 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻? Sell me this 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲. What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my holdings? 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘁.
No matter who wins, we...you know what? Fuck this. Fuck all these people. I'm going to make a sandwich.
Buttadeus@thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 4w agothe girls are fighting
i would actually love it sooooo much if i were successful creatively in an objectively undeniable way. just something to consider
Family Guy Orlando Innamorato/Furioso in the style of Family Guy Star Wars
Chivalric romances were just superhero stories for late medieval and early modern people.
Hotel I'm being put up in for work training has a gym and fuuuuck I missed working out with decent equipment
People will do so much to not have to sit next to a stranger at the airport. Just wait til they find out who they're sitting next to on the plane
it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.