ErniePurcell

@erniepurcell.bsky.social

the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane

BREAKING: The Odyssey is FAKING ticket sales by buying up theaters/seats (Fraud) to make the movie look like a success (already $400 million in the hole) moviegoers are reporting having to take terrible seats (because full) but when they show up the theaters are mostly empty.

Imagining the Eagles adopting a strategy that cowardly in a game of those stakes, and in a situation where they only play every four years and visualizing my blood pressure going up like that carnival game where you hit the metal plate with a hammer and it dings a bell.

Can’t get enough of the English player who played like 8 minutes this tournament, snapped his arm in half and got a yellow in a game he didn’t see the field for, and then is putting the full kit on with the cast.

Jordan Henderson in a full kit, and backup penny, with a full cast on

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights