ErsatzEmpress 🏳️⚧️
@ersatzempress.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ She/Her 🏳️🌈 | 29 | The artist formerly known as The Vlinx-core | Full-time robot enjoyer, trans woman and leftist | Posts about Transformers, Doctor Who, and other bullshit. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | ACAB | Fuck the Fash AI trash goes in the 🗑 18+ (MDNI)
Like this feels achievable, like, on a mechanical level. If I got some stretches in ahead of time:
The hardest decision the centrist ever has to make in a day is whether they post that one clip from The Newsroom, or another, lesser clip from The Newsroom
you know, I know she's not been like *super* on Hasbro's radar when it comes to stuff recently, but it really probably wouldn't take much retooling to get a good Windblade out of the current Cyclonus mold
I mean, yeah, if you take conspicuous consumption to its logical conclusion, you're going to get a bunch of rich assholes slamming expensive rockets into shit for seemingly no other reason than to signal obscene wealth
The Independent@the-independent.com · 24h agoBREAKING | An out-of-control SpaceX rocket has collided with the Moon READ MORE: trib.al/mGkWuJh
Trans ally Ken Jennings is blocking trans women like whoa...
Is YOUR Child Secretly Texting About the Second Run of Columbo Episodes (89-03)? Look For These Acronyms: LOL: Looking Old, Lieutenant OMG: Oh…McGoohan’s Geriatric FFS: Featuring Fisher Stevens NSA: No!! Shatner Again?!
Every time I see images from the Kraven movie out in the wild I have to mentally reckon with the fact that not only did it come out but also I watched it *in full* and yet I remember absolutely nothing about it
Cosmic Marvel@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 3d agoSony CEO Tom Rothman says they never saw their Spider-Man spin-off films as part of a universe. “We never looked at it as the “Sony-Marvel Universe.” We looked at if there were worthwhile movies to make with other characters.“ (via variety.com/2026/film/ne...)
you know, I know she's not been like *super* on Hasbro's radar when it comes to stuff recently, but it really probably wouldn't take much retooling to get a good Windblade out of the current Cyclonus mold
Last post from the uk, cya soon germany
Me right after I tried to move my Animated Swindle's almost two decade old, spindly as fuck, clear plastic limbs
Vision: But A Thing Isn't Beautiful Because It Lasts
ALT: Vision: But A Thing Isn't Beautiful Because It Lasts
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Bludgeon with @nonnef.com upgrade kit, bought from @gworks.bsky.social Look at this upgrade more bulk and more samurai. Lookes like a proper danger now
Some threshold of continuity fuckery has been unnecessarily crossed with this one
TFW2005@tfw2005.bsky.social · 18h agoTakara Tomy Transformers New Legends Eathspark Cosmos & Soundwave Web Manga #tfw2005 #transformers
I feel like 90% of the conflicts in Transformers could have been avoided if Megatron had just gotten Starscream clicker trained. Like he's a treacherous little shit (no judgement), but like he clearly responds well to positive reinforcement, so honestly, it wouldn't hurt to try.
I found a hank plush at Walmart and despite everything, I couldn't say no
Big fan of the, uhh, "excuse me, he asked for pickles" genre of Transformers box art. They should do this more often, actually
Hey, uhh #Hasbro, if you're having trouble finding things to do with the Zelda licence you could have just asked (aka, bored Transformers enjoyer pitches a bunch of objectively awful figure retools, the thread)
