I feel like somebody on here was JUST making a joke about how this might be one of the galaxy-brained takes to come out of this
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Republicans Livid As Missouri And Kansas Vote For Democracy And Abortion AGAIN www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Republicans Livid As Missouri And Kansas Vote For Democracy And Abortion AGAIN
Democracy for Missouri and abortion for Kansas, to be specific.
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Oh boy, I hope Republicans don’t call all those Democrats socialists for the first time ever!
Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · 16h agoI'm not sure that she is. But AES is likely going to be a problem for Democrats in other races in a way she won't.
way closer than expected, but an Arab leftist besting 70 million in outside spending is an Arab leftist besting 70 million in outside spending: a political earthquake and a new dawn 25 years after 9/11
It’s difficult when you have to choose between the authority of two conservative white men
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoRAJU: Sen. Moreno is calling for Max Miller to resign. Do you side w/Moreno? THUNE: It's a family matter &, um, I don't have any observations beyond that Q: If a member of Congress is facing domestic abuse allegations, should they continue to serve? T: It's a House matter. It's a family issue too
Aaaaaaaand AP just called the Kansas U.S. Senate Democratic primary for Rev. Adam Hamilton, so now there is, indeed, six. Not surprising (he was breaking fundraising records), but notable all the same. (And possibly one more pastor nominee by night’s end — we’ll see.)
Jack Jenkins@jackjenkins.me · 21h ago"Pastors in Name Only" "Wicked Witch of Woke" “I've never seen anyone commit so much blasphemy against the word of God." As pastors become Democratic nominees — at least 5 so far, and likely one more tonight — their Republican opponents are attacking their faith. religionnews.com/2026/08/04/p...
What if this guy actually doesn’t really have his finger on the pulse of the electorate? What if NO old crabby ass white men do?
Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · 17h agoI know what’s going to happen in Michigan and I just assume that the Senate is now out of reach
Republicans Have 99 Problems In Ohio, And Only One Is That Dirty Accused Wife-Beater www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Republicans Have 99 Problems In Ohio, And Only One Is That Dirty Accused Wife-Beater
Sherrod Brown is winning and did y'all realize Vivek Ramaswamy is Republicans' great hope in the governor's race? Hahahahahahahaha.
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Dear MAGA men: Wiping your butthole is in fact gay. Sorry, those are the rules.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Time for Attorney General Boxwine to indict a trans athlete for attacking the helipad
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · yesterdayExclusive: President Trump has directed contractors to redo weeks of work on his planned White House helipad, frustrated with its appearance and questioning whether the slope of the White House lawn needs to be changed.
Now They've Defeated 'Biological Men In Women's Sports' They Can Move On To Defeating Women's Sports www.wonkette.com/p/now-theyve... by @dennycarter.bsky.social
Now They've Defeated 'Biological Men In Women's Sports' They Can Move On To Defeating Women's Sports
The bad faith it burns.
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This is the author's evidence of "the left" hiding "positive" things that Trump has done -- the networks refusing to air a speech in which he spread malicious lies about our democratic institutions. Doesn't name a *single* actual good thing Trump has supposedly done that's been hidden from people.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 5d agoOpinion: The most powerful sword the left wields against Trump and is omission. Selective silence. Hide the positives, and the American people never hear them.
MAGA Hates Markwayne Mullin Now, Wants Trump's French Bulldog Bill Pulte At DHS Instead www.wonkette.com/p/maga-hates...
MAGA Hates Markwayne Mullin Now, Wants Trump's French Bulldog Bill Pulte At DHS Instead
Bless these losers' hearts, they always find a new way to fail.
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When a man who speaks entirely in burps raises his “voice”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoRFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
Republicans Saw Goody Talarico Reading Forbidden Religious Texts! New newsletter, come subscribe! evanhurst.substack.com/p/republican...
Republicans Saw Goody Talarico Reading Forbidden Religious Texts!
Great. Just great. He’s gay and transgender and vegan and made of potato tacos, and now he’s a Muslim. Great.
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You can’t see the factories because Kevin is building them inside Donald Trump’s colon.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoBARTIROMO: Last time we spoke, you told me you were expecting 4% growth in the second half of the year. The number was way lower. How would you assess that? HASSETT: The reason why the number was 1.5% was because we imported so many capital goods because we're building factories so fast
I know I have RTd this several times, but: the WHOLE POINT of the State Department is that it’s supposed to be full of people who deal with other countries, and who could therefore be expected to look at that map and know IMMEDIATELY that it was wrong.
PBS News@pbsnews.org · 6d agoThe State Department said it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.
Trump Regime Having Big Hissy Over French Calling Human Rights Abuser A Human Rights Abuser www.wonkette.com/p/trump-regi...
Trump Regime Having Big Hissy Over French Calling Human Rights Abuser A Human Rights Abuser
Quelle horreur !
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Republicans Spend Day Having Angry Ivermectin Orgasms At Dr. Fauci www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Republicans Spend Day Having Angry Ivermectin Orgasms At Dr. Fauci
To be fair, some of them were hydroxychloroquine orgasms.
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I had some rat poison and two unopened bottles of ammonia under my sink and Fauci got the FDA to stop me from giving those away too.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
Is Calling James Talarico A Gay Vegan Who Eats The Wrong Breakfast Tacos Somehow Not Working? www.wonkette.com/p/is-calling...
Is Calling James Talarico A Gay Vegan Who Eats The Wrong Breakfast Tacos Somehow Not Working?
Poll porn time!
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Ross Douthat Will F*ck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard A classic, reposted! www.wonkette.com/p/ross-douth...
Ross Douthat Will F*ck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard
In the '60 Minutes' studios maybe even!
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Never forget.
Tom Joscelyn@tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · last wk.It’s striking that Douthat has been at the NYT all these years. The right has built a closed media ecosystem on the (false) belief that legacy media is a closed ecosystem. Meanwhile, a rightwing intellectual mediocrity like Douthat kept chugging along at the Times. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...