I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby

if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal

videogame history@vghistory.bsky.social · last yr.

simant, magazine screenshot (2004) archive.org/details/Xbox...

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness

throwing up in an alleyway in roku city

drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard

bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft

starting a new antidepressant mood board

eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace

i’m your valentine now

three months of unemployment would fix me

selection of recent texts

what every memory of 2012 feels like

yearning on it crazy style

watched Road Warrior and got inspired to design a t-shirt

you’re tellin me a crab ran and gooned in this

YOU: why does this program keep crashing.. HALFWIT YOKEL WHO'S ALWAYS BROADLY CORRECT ABOUT YOUR TECH ISSUES: y'ask me i wager a bug done it

okay but crying about your breakup in a furry bar is lowkey camp

once someone reposted this photo of me with "this bitch look like robbie rotten" and i still think about that. devastating