Bay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of Road https://theonion.com/bay-area-children-set-up-adrenochrome-stand-on-side-of-road/
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Erstwhile lab rat, current bon vivant. Insisting on persisting in this relentlessly roiling morass of madness. Love is real, Love is the Answer, Love is the fulfillment of the Law. We will fix our hearts or die. Fun Fact: I love you. Yes, even *you*.
Director George P. Cosmatos' OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN is a wicked man-versus-rat thriller starring Peter Weller in his first lead role. VS is scratching and gnawing to deliver you this fast-moving chiller in 4K UHD, newly scanned from its original camera negative. 🐀 Order link in comments 🐀
Great Substack about UPA, the animation studio that revolutionized cartoons in the 1950s. Founded by the leftist animators who were purged by Walt Disney during the infamous 1941 strike, it was UPA that dragged animation into midcentury mod. Mr. Magoo was their big hit.
The book Inside UPA is a visual tour of one of the greatest animation studios of all time. With its author's permission, we've shared the whole thing online for free. Our latest issue dives into the book and UPA's place in animation history: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/stepping-i...
Robert Townsend hosts special screenings of his own films — including his bold satire ‘Hollywood Shuffle,’ plus his curated picks, Aug. 5–9 at the Balboa and 4-Star Theaters in San Francisco. https://www.kqed.org/arts/13992348/robert-townsend-balboa-4-star-artist-in-residence-film-series
A Groundbreaking Black Filmmaker Kicks Off New Artist-in-Residence Screenings
Robert Townsend hosts nine screenings in San Francisco, including his bold satire ‘Hollywood Shuffle.’
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As long as I'm rewatching flicks, while I dunno if I would personally call it TEXAS UZUMAKI, I will affirm that MAN FINDS TAPE is a righteous old-school found-footage spectacle of escalating horrors, so if that's what it takes to get y’all to watch it, then “TEXAS UZUMAKI” is next up! #ManFindsTape
MAN FINDS TAPE is now streaming for free on Prime Video. 📼 ✋ youtu.be/jN9gk6zpf7U?...
Somehow ended up¹ re-re-watching THE MONKEY (2025), and I think this time I'm finally kinda grooving with its unique sort of freaky-deakyness, maybe? Also, I never woulda guessed they weren't twins! _______ 1. I wanted to watch Adam Scott wielding a flamethrower, but then got caught up in it all.
Midnight Society meetings are always a delight, but this one goes to some incredible places indeed.
August Derleth: welcome to another sanity-draining game of Call of Cathulhu Derleth: i'm your dungeonmaster, august Derleth Derleth: let's go around the table are reintroduce our characters Derleth: and they better NOT be subversive!
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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This is a factual sentence: Amid an outbreak of explosive diarrhea and with measles cases at a 35-year high, America’s top health official, who has an affinity for roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. My column, tragically: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Move over, cyclosporiasis. RFK Jr. is hosting a cooking show. | Opinion
America's top health official, who has an affinity for picking up roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. Barf.
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Tonight! DEAD MEDIA, the haunted DVD movie, comes to Oakland featuring photo op, movie merch, and a post-film Q&A moderated by @skepchick.org! Full info & tix here: www.antennareleasing.com/films/deadme...
I guess now is the time in the Lair when we watch MORTAL KOMBAT II, which I'm OK with despite its egregious offense against the Spelling Arts, because Karl Urban. Bones, Dredd, Éomer... what can't he do, amirite?
I’m a card carrying socialist & union member & all that and/but this book fucking torpedoed for me the myth that Democrats & Republicans are “the same.” The massive, fundamental differences btwn D & R administrations in regard to disabled ppl’s lives is INSANE.👩🏻🦼➡️❤️ judithheumann.com/being-heumann/
Being Heumann | Personal Story & Fighting Education | Judithheumann
One of the most influential disability rights activists in US history tells her personal story of fighting for the right to receive education
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You can stream 5002 Space Aliens for FREE as part of the Sacramento Underground Film & Art Festival thru Friday! This is your chance to see it for free BEFORE it hits streaming on August 10. I hope you’ll give my latest feature film a look, while you can! sufafarts.wixsite.com/sufaf/2026-v...
YOUR BODY IS NOT YOUR BODY's space-case sibling touches down this October! Nearly 40 trans & GNC creators take Horror & Weird fiction to cosmic dimensions never before explored. YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM, out 10/6. Preorder: store.tenebrouspress.com Cover art by @mxmorgan.com 🖤☠️🏳️⚧️
It's time again for the COYOTE calendar of Bay Area happenings. Here are this week's hand-picked events, just for you. This week we've also got bees, a maritime mystery, kanzashi, free coffee, and more. We'll post new events each Wednesday. Go forth and enjoy! www.coyotemedia.org/coyote-calen...
COYOTE Calendar: July 23-July 29
This week we've got bees, vampires, a bunch of night markets, sunken ships, and more.
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Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will allow me create more fabric art monsters and creatures. As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
I just now discovered that my beloved Fdot has never seen David Lynch’s delirious tribute to the darkest undertummy of Wholesome Americana, the Meisterwerk called BLUE VELVET, so that's up next after “football” here.
Thanks to the good folks at Santa Rosa's The Sweet Spot¹, Growlix has a new pal² to hang out with. He seems pretty cool so far, plus w00t, pretty face colors! _______ 1. Lovely staff, great stock, I always stop by when I'm passing through town. 2. Name pending discovery; he shares only reluctantly.
our pals at escape from new york are doing a special pizza for us tomorrow! Ezzo cup and char pepperoni, fresh jalapeños, and Mike’s extra hot honey. the fahrenheit 451 🥹🥹 come on out and celebrate!
we are turning FIFTY. let's party: Saturday, July 18, all day long. cocktails, special day-only merch, giveaways, and MORE. details here: booksmith.com/event/booksm...
Drew Magary talks about kids and danger: defector.com/is-it-possib...
Is It Possible To Teach My Kid How To Manage Risk? | Defector
Welcome back to Minor Dilemmas, where a member of Defector’s Parents Council will answer your questions on surviving family life. Have a question? Email us at minordilemmas@defector.com. This week,…
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It's also available here. Please share and spread this report. Trans folks in the UK can't for fear of lawsuits by gender critical groups. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...
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Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.