My friend asked a question I don't know how to answer. All-time worst snl cast member. I said Rob Schneider but is that true or do I just hate his politics? Certainly among the worst but worst all-time?

I have had 6 deaths of friends and family members in the last 30 days, 3 of which were very unexpected. My head is spinning. Has anyone else had a summer like this?

One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.

Mr. Gorbachev, turn down for what

Highway 51

Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 2w ago

If you were making a road trip playlist, what's the best song with a road, highway or interstate in the title?

A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.

Unless you are actually running an electoral campaign, why are you (a REGULAR person) gaming out the views of people across the country who you do not know and will never meet? One of the worst things to have happened in the last 25 years is weird election punditry by regular people.

My father passed and 24 hours later we were all at the house and between talking to people his only brother was watching Facebook videos with the sound on

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 3w ago

having spent the weekend at my parents house, i think it's boomers who are addicted to short form video.

All the people freaking out that DSA is the left wing Tea Party seem to forget that the Tea Party was a huge part of stopping Obama from doing much of anything. We should pray they'll be as effective in checking Trump.

Juneteenth Party at Bill Maher's crib

Literally everything on Bluesky is as good or better than Twitter ever was except the jokes, which are way way worse. I have unfollowed several otherwise good posters because of weak ass jokes.

I'm out with my teenage daughter in Manhattan. We're about to split a Pakistani chopped cheese. People are going apeshit for the Knicks. Everyone stinks of sweat. I am teaching her the way.

10 hours later and the whole dang city still got the zoomies.

The "positive masculinity" thing is weird and complicated but if positive masculinity exists it definitely includes defending your wife when someone calls her ugly. But he wouldn't know anything about that.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather."

Gatekeeping NYC makes you not a New Yorker, even if you were born here and never left.

Yes, LaMelo Ball would absolutely be on the best basketball team of all time

I've never seen a more "by the way, I am a communist, and in exactly the way you are" movie than I Love Boosters. (It's also an absolute fucking blast)

Suck and Fuck Norris

It's kind of wild to watch as the country we call a theocracy makes rational long-term strategic decisions while we pretty clearly base our strategy on faith and the second coming of Christ.

Oh hey, kinda cool to have a Cherokee man in charge of homeland security *ducks and stays very quiet*

the history of music in the 20th century:

In my neighborhood there's a truck for a chicken company and it has a huge sexy chicken with crazy porn breasts and I told my friends but they didn't believe me but then I took a photo and was vindicated.

Someone died by proximity mine one too many times as a teen

Aaron Ross Powell@aaronrosspowell.com · 6mo ago

Younger generations defending the Nintendo 64 might be even more cringe than zoomers trying to rehabilitate the Star Wars prequels.

With every Epstein detail that comes out, all I can think is that Pizzagate was what a lack of Marxist analysis does to your brain. The insistence on partisan framing rather than wealth and class framing was what pushed it into lunacy.

Like 2 weeks ago this guy was demanding to be let back into the normal people club

‘Voter ID’ is a lie. They are inventing a problem and then pretending a series of voting barriers are the solution to this imaginary problem. Treating this as anything other than that is bullshit.

People ask me why Obama isn't speaking out against ICE and I think this is probably why

There should be a Weird Al halftime show where he does fake versions of all the performers' songs