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I swear to god you sons of bitches better be acting normal (if I should be following you and I'm not, DM and I'll fix that) Banner image by https://@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social
Judge Doom: I'll Be Damned
Alt: Judge Doom: I'll Be Damned, a reference to the fact that this is the central conflict to the classic film who framed Roger rabbit (1988)
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David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d agoIs everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.
When I saw Donna Mills' name in a headline, I was expecting an obit and not this. Go the fuck off, Queen
It's not often that a customer is flagrantly insulting about the fact that I speak with a pronounced southern accent but literally every time it's happened in the last year, it's been someone with a billing address in Portland, Oregon
The sex criminal to Israel supporter pipeline remains unbroken
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.‘You say genocide, I say war’: Boy George releases pro-Israel song, We Will Dance Again
It's not often I will stand up for my generation but I just saw an insta post where millennials are taking credit for the rumor that Marilyn Manson had two rows of ribs removed so he could stuck his own dick and that is Gen X's one accomplishment and you won't take it away from us
When did he become a Republican and was there any correlation between that decision and the decision to start sexually grooming the child he eventually married?
Nashville Banner@nashvillebanner.bsky.social · 2w agoIs John Rose secretly a Democrat, or is a pro-Blackburn PAC turning petty in the race to be Tennessee’s next governor? Records show decades-old primary votes and donations for Democrats from the Republican congressman. ✍️ @sarahgracetaylor.bsky.social
Fuck an APGAR, lemme see your baby do a vlookup on a shared screen
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3w agomy only problem with this is that the parents are keeping track of the spreadsheet instead of the baby. in an information economy there's no age that's too young to expose children to basic formulas and proper pivotchart implementation
Bought a six rack of Publix cupcakes tonight because I'm ready to party
Shaming and stigmatization is goated when enforcing basic social norms is the vibe. These glasses are by and for perverts
The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public
Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.
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just found out that a certain “labor reporter” with a decades-long history of violently harassing women and queer people in the labor movement (myself included) is lurking around on here. If you care about workers and Mike Elk follows you, do us all a favor and block him.
Chris asked me to post the following statement: "even though i haven't been online to be publicly correct, i have always had the correct opinions about graham platner"
I am only ever getting married if John Waters performs my wedding
Jess Zimmerman@jesszimmerman.com · last mo.Okay if you had to have a celebrity officiate your wedding who would you choose? I’m going with Mel Brooks
Is this a safe place to make a joke about fantasizing about Thurgood Marshall dismantling Clarence Thomas with a pickax and a smile on his sainted face?
Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning
As a people, they were notable as burger-eaters and computer-users. These practices, they believed, brought them favor in the eyes of Baal-Hammoun, although this would soon be put to the test
Not sure what's going on but congrats to Doctor Congo, we all knew you could do it
Leaving my customer on hold for the entire policy-approved 2 minutes because they're playing George Strait on the hold queue
I heard there was a secret rib Obama craved which pleased the lib But you don't really care for pussy, do ya? The Peace Award, the Forty-Fourth The Beer Summit, all heading towards Barack Hussein composing "Gay Obama"