Dabbing

(Casually to a group text) Hey does anyone know a young priest and an old priest

Philandery, the collection of stamps,

46 year old man moment

Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d ago

YouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green

Every lightsaber has a tiny piece of poop in the handle

Gwen F. Jaworski 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇳🇨🇹🇼@meatbag-hunter.bsky.social · 2w ago

Gimme your wildest Star Wars theory

Vore fetishist talking about their "Digestionship"

gender neutral shawty 😻 so androgynous 😩😩😩 youre like if a man and a woman had a baby 💦

The Empathyville Hugger

Comprehensive Study of Mental Health Outcomes upon Exposure to Cowboy Butts

There is a Telvanni in Balmora who is ready for the rank of Mouth, but the other Councilors believe that he is not trustworthy. His calls himself Fast Eddie.

Meemaw Feed: Teddy bear cookies - the sixth ingredient is love ♥️👍2,851 I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me LOVING MY RODEO CHAMPION GRANDSON ♥️😂👍1,284 they’re changing the Pixar lamp to a RING LIGHT 😡😢🔫40,689

Do Androids Suck On Electric Feet?

Sustainability is a beautiful name for a baby boy

The Desiderius Erasmus of Jacking Off

(Medieval Jimmy Buffett) Moat Drinks

They are changing him.. #experiments

Spooky big law firm called Bones Day is this anything

Guy concerned about declining birth rates because it definitionally means fewer milves

I want to watch a movie, or perhaps even a film

You know what they say. You can't drunk drive a horse

English landowners in 1085:

Rob@samuraipizzarob.bsky.social · 2w ago

Nothing I have seen thus far gives me any hope for Doomsday.

One inch left indent, half-inch hanging indent for the 2nd sublist of a numbered list, like if you agree

Working myself up into a lather about the viral malformed raccoon because "Jimothy" is a name that people who aren't funny give to things

#NowReading

Luverne, Minnesota, now boasts the world's tallest nutcracker, Verne the Patriot, standing at over 65 feet.

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 2w ago

Luverne, Minnesota, now boasts the world's tallest nutcracker, Verne the Patriot, standing at over 65 feet.

Yeah, okay, Miss

Just found Jimothy the raccoon’s old Reddit posts. Oh boy

I've heard of a Dirty War but this is ridiculous

When they said they could make a light beer for a new generation, I called them bullshitting hogwash artists. But then I had a crispy sip of Michelob Ultra and saw the light of God. Scales fell from my eyes. Finally, a brew for guys like me, eternally.