Westminster, MD. The town where every other county's police like to live.
Chris the Hat Man
@fanofhats.bsky.social
Baseball. Orioles. Guitar. Bass guitar. Godzilla. Gamera. Horror movies. Hats, don't forget I like hats.
If Weezer and Billy Joel had a baby it would be Ben Folds
Imperfect and good don't have to be enemies but they can't be homies either.
Duolingo has invented so much crap for me to click on at the end of my daily lesson
My buddy and I used to sing "Neverending Story" as a duet and trade off the E's
Bad title. I had to look up what that song is. Thought it was called "shes from texas" because thats the only line I remember.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · last wk.This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
If anybody is in to weird theater where they squirt blood on the audience, I'm playing in a production of Titus Andronicus with songs from Bat Out Of Hell I & II.
Anthropic comes out every few days and is like “Our system accidentally stole all of the classified government files from England” but it never comes out and says “Our system cured pancreatic cancer on accident” I think that probably tells us what they are planning to use it for
In my quest for jobs I ended up teaching music to a class of three year olds and four year olds. Four year olds are chill and can follow instructions. Three year olds were straight up ungovernable, lol.
more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster
It's impressed if you can balance a bunch of coins on some bills but don't hand me my change like that please
Every time I see somebody spell the word "chillin" like "chillen" I lose approx 10 min of my life
Kinda funny that BROS did a big ass apology for some cornrows, meanwhile there is still a sex pest involved with Iron Crow and nobody cares.
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
i feel that donald trump is more like wrongald trump because his claims are quite often wrong
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dan from the orioles keeps calling me to offer free tix and sell me a package deal bc i went to 23 games this season but what dan doesnt understand is that i simply do not care for a deal. i want a last minute $20 seat that i buy when already on the lightrail whilst violating open container laws.
"Racing to maximize extraction" describes every company I've worked for in the past ~10 years.
David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3w agoI resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · 3w agoMs. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
most wins by a team following at least three consecutive 100+ loss seasons: 2026 White Sox: 77 2014 Astros: 70 1965 Senators: 70 1925 Boston Braves: 70 Related: no team has made the playoffs following even 2 straight 100-loss szns Or won its division the year after losing 100+ Yet
Watching Degrassi on Tubi. They keep calling it "the net"
