Based on my past experiences in the restaurant industry I’m pretty sure this truck belongs to a coke dealer.
Fart To Table
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Destroying my mental health one doom scroll at a time!
Pretty sure when you win the election it's a big election night. Pretty sure when your party's leadership all endorses the loser, it means the leadership is out of touch with the electorate.
Politico@politico.com · 10h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
This is honestly the most correct and measured response. If there's any punishment it should be telling me every detail
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company?
A Scrooge backstory, how novel. We’ve never traveled back to his past before.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
Excuse me Mr police, where might I do big crimes on this fine eve?
NBC4 Washington@nbcwashington.com · 3w agoA Mississippi man armed with a gun drove up to the the U.S. Capitol Building and asked an officer for directions to the Supreme Court, police said.
“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell
They really will do anything to distract from the Mitch McConnell situation.
it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last mo."Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"
how they gonna defend the homeland with swamp ass
Ashley Murray@ashleymurray.bsky.social · last mo.Dozens of Patriot Front members just boarded metro minutes ago at the Eastern Market station in Washington, D.C. I asked one National Guard member who they were and they responded "protesters." A July 4th community parade is about to begin just outside the Eastern Market station.
I feel like we are technologically advanced enough that drawstrings should never disappear into sweatpants. I don’t feel like this is a big ask. I’d rather have this than LLMs
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
Honestly, a reflecting pool that is a flimsy wall hiding decaying trash is pretty apt
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last mo.They fenced in the Reflecting Pool and now put a tarp on it. 🥴
None of my vocal stims are available in gif form
erika@yeeeerika.bsky.social · 2y agoi don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
I can't wait to get a kidney infection from holding my bladder due to servers being down
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2mo agoEvery future imagined by a tech company is worse than the previous iteration.
MASSIVE booing for Donald Trump at the Knicks game during the National Anthem:
Me whenever people ask for me directions and I'm like "why are you approaching a child by themselves?"
Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 2mo agoDoes anyone else look at adults who are the same age as you and think "Oh, they're a grown up, but im not." 😭😭😭
Bari Weiss not beating the bootlicking propagandist allegations here:
Brian Stelter@brianstelter.bsky.social · 2mo ago"The bigger problem, Lulu, frankly, is not any kind of political influence. The problem was the incompetence.." Scott Pelley talked to @lulugn.bsky.social about "the Bari Weiss era and his last days at 60 Minutes:" www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
I'm furious that no one forced me to eat mousakka before today. That's 35 years of no mousakka!
This is like relocating your wedding to your parents' backyard, only for them to skip it because they don't feel like going downstairs
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3mo agoTrump says he’s skipping Don Jr.’s wedding
in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy
Kashana@kashana.blacksky.app · 3mo agoJust laughing at how it’s possible for a black woman to be so beautiful and talented that she sends a racist into a six day public stroke
Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today
