When your masculinity hinges on where you sit in a car

The trend of adult men physically attacking teenage girls for their political beliefs continues

Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · 8mo ago

INBOX: the police chief of Quakertown, Pa., led a group of plainclothes officers to disrupt a peaceful high school student sidewalk protest yesterday. They threw an underage girl to the ground, choked her, and disconnected all calls to the detention center where she and others are currently held.

Movies you've watched more than six times using gifs. (No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Pope Francis after meeting JD Vance:

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

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Truth

"Judge me by my actions." Okay. Done.

"I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr." - Dr. Stanley Plotkin speaks up about the serious harms rubella caused, and the risks Kennedy is bringing back. www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm... via @inquirer.com

I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr. |Opinion

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s efforts to make the use of the MMR vaccine voluntary are not only letting loose measles but also will allow mumps and rubella to return to America.

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In retrospect, the munchies may have made our eyes bigger than our stomachs. But bomb ass Indian food is worth the gluttony.

Don't worry guys, I've been informed by someone FAR more intellectual and discerning that these posts are all radfem propaganda and there are no more misogynists because men are the true victims!

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2y ago

And these are the same dudes whining about the male loneliness epidemic

My SAHM sister bought a chicken coup off of Amazon, helped the delivery guy back into her driveway, then assembled the entire coup with my baby nephew on her back. Fuck out of here.

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2y ago

That is a personal skill issue. I'm the assembler in my household

I'd come UNGLUED if I saw someone manhandling my niece or nephew like that. Physical discipline is un-fucking-necessary, especially at 4.

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2y ago

Yanking her by the arm off the floor? Oh nope.

I have received 5 customer service complaints from this morning alone, it's only 10:48am, and I have reached the point of dissociation where all I hear is Ruby Rhod screaming "CORVINNNN DALLAAAAAS."

Honestly, props to her for not slapping him for doing that at her BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING. I would be so furious that my SO made her day about him and tried to do that to me in front of all those people...

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2y ago

Good for her!

with apologies to @xkcd.com

Robinson Meyer@robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 2y ago

Every day we learn anew just how much classified ads were perhaps the load-bearing pillar of American hegemony

@raidenshred.bsky.social I hope this post finds you before my thralls do... 🪄🧹😈

Before I lost my shit: I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶!̶ 🤗 After I have lost my shit: I hope this email finds you before I do. ಠ_ಠ

Trump was always going to spend his second term screaming "They're stealing our MOON CANDY!" then crashing the global economy because of the ghosts in his brain, but it might have helped if so many media outlets hadn't run "Here's what your share of a Moon Candy seizure might look like!" stories

This is the level of spite I relate to. Hell yeah, Booker.

NPR@npr.org · 2y ago

The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech shortly after 8 p.m. on Tuesday.

When people show you who they are, believe them.

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2y ago

Dump. Him.

So we're not going to spiral today which means I shut my brain off and power cleaned my bathroom then meal prepped Buddha bowls for lunch this week making my own sauce out of rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, chili oil, and cane sugar. And a little Sriracha because I'm basic.

Went from owing $400 to getting $900+ back, LET'S FUCKING GO.

Just about to file my taxes so I'll either end up surprisingly happy or crashing out and crying, stay tuned for updates. 🙃😫

There is no bigger victim than a man who wants to be a victim.

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2y ago

They are coming after no-fault divorce

Just had to run into work with no makeup on and no hair done wearing grubby clothes because I forgot all my tax shit and I have an appointment to file today 😭 "Oh Em GeE, i DiDn'T eVeN rEcOgNiZe YoU!" I KNOW CHERYL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FILE THAT FUCKING CHART.

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This is Pippa. She’s been on many scenic hikes and has seen many beautiful views. But she has also napped through her fair share of those views, and we don’t blame her one bit. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Who the hell was waiting to tell me Alien is now a tabletop RPG?!

There is no fucking way I just had to tell a mother that her two children could not wear roller skates in our lobby. There is also NO WAY that she actually thinks I'M THE ASSHOLE for doing so.

a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen

ALT: a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen

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Jesus, I have the biggest fucking attitude problem today. I don't know if it's the planets or the eclipses or working too much or what but I'm just not having it today. And I took my meds and I'm not PMSing, thank you very much.

Oh yeah, I'm not going to go back to Twitter. I'd much rather have peaceful ignorance. Absolutely not, enjoy swimming in the sewage.