"hough" is a very multi-faceted phrase. it can mean "i just woke up and i dont know what planet im on." it can mean "i dont feel good and im being brave about it." it can mean "just got so hard i went blind." many uses for a such a phrases
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i love when they say stuff like this like Ok Bitch go back out in the wilderness then
this fries me every time bc i have several coworkers whose sense of humor is just This type
Going to start posting like this
>"ahhh ok those were a decent few money grab dungeon runs but now my antiquarian is really stressed out so i guess i put her away and get to leveling" >looks in stage coach >another antiquarian
lrp god silver was telling me about this title and they said "to their credit they did not name it of the TWIN towers"
imagine being a salmon. you spend your entire life waiting to fuck, then when it’s time to fuck, you have to find your way back to your hometown in bumfuck nowhere and then when you’re sooooo close to finally getting to cum, a bear catches your happy ass in midair and tears you apart
If AIPAC's commitment to arming a rogue state isn't enough for you, I cannot emphasize enough that this organization is just a slush fund for GOP donors to influence Dem races. Their donor base is mostly conservatives who want Republicans to win.
AIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
i have got to find the part of connor's termina VOD where he lost the coin flip against the butcher 9 times in a row and laugh a little to make myself feel better about how darkest dungeon is currently fucking me with the same RNG
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
warrior who promised she would do anything for vengeance now goes by it/its pronouns
"The more complex a magic system, the funnier it is when someone pulls out a gun."
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave gave a nun a gun: aftermath.site/fire-emblem-fo...
❌ "i hope you roll low on all your loot rolls" 👍 "i hope loot you really, really want drops and you roll a 96 on it only to lose it to someone who rolled a 97"