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@fawndly.bsky.social

don’t call me darling, i’m too rude!! 💖🔪 ♡ F/30s, graphic designer + amateur hobby artist. rpgs/horror/dark fantasy etc. frequently nsfw, minors don't interact or follow! play metaphor refantazio (2024) 💍 @silvergauntlets.bsky.social

"hough" is a very multi-faceted phrase. it can mean "i just woke up and i dont know what planet im on." it can mean "i dont feel good and im being brave about it." it can mean "just got so hard i went blind." many uses for a such a phrases

>"ahhh ok those were a decent few money grab dungeon runs but now my antiquarian is really stressed out so i guess i put her away and get to leveling" >looks in stage coach >another antiquarian

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imagine being a salmon. you spend your entire life waiting to fuck, then when it’s time to fuck, you have to find your way back to your hometown in bumfuck nowhere and then when you’re sooooo close to finally getting to cum, a bear catches your happy ass in midair and tears you apart

i have got to find the part of connor's termina VOD where he lost the coin flip against the butcher 9 times in a row and laugh a little to make myself feel better about how darkest dungeon is currently fucking me with the same RNG

A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.