every time we all get tricked into passing around a fake animal video Jadeite is out there like--

If you live in Kansas, Washington, Virginia, and especially Michigan or Missouri, remember to vote in the primary today.

RUN don't walk to turn in your primary ballot today!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #waelex #washingtonprimary

Hunter Gordon for Congress | WA-1@huntergordon.bsky.social · yesterday

Today WA-01 votes like our country depends on it because @repdelbene.bsky.social doesn't. @citizensimpeachment.com @couragefordemocracy.com www.instagram.com/reel/DbgjlCl...

Companies are trying to merge AI systems with quantum computing to reach ahead of us, and the rest of the natural world to process reality faster than human will. Meditate upon the dragonfly. She flies, sees the world in 300hz, in the moment, and remains unbothered by problems like war and greed.

www.gofundme.com/f/joes-recov... Joseph Poliquin, the man who played Carl in the FNAF film, has been hospitalized after a severe seizure. He and his wife are in a really dire spot right now and could really use the support if anyone has the income to spare. Shares are appreciated.

Today I learned about the concept car of the Bugatti ID90. 😩 Mannnnnn we could've been living in these beautiful futuristic aesthetics!!!!!... Also remember to turn in your Washington ballots before August 4th for the WA primaries.

Uggggh I'm so annoyed because I was dreaming about this Broadway play set that looked like Backrooms/Severance The Musical, and there was this BOP of a song called like "Magical Corporate Charade" with amazing chord progression with lyrics like pet shop boys's "opportunities" but in a major key.

Bean soup style discourses have brainwashed me into a pattern of fear where if I try to think of an idea for a short kids book, like "this girl learned to love growing tomatoes" I immediately imagine some whiner going "some kids are allergic to tomatoes!! My daughter will be harmed by your book!"

"It could be worse." Is the mantra that was hammered into a lot of our minds as kids. It trains us to never expect better. Doing better despite threats of it always potentially being worse is the rebellion we all deserve.

They just love those magnolias! 🐝 IG: @ amysedaris

Summer Miku

1. Don't donate garbage. 2. Don't donate POISON. What the fuck.

Be Jay, Do Crimes.@templinjay.bsky.social · 2w ago

Volunteering at the food bank this morning and we had to discard 4 cases of Taylor Farms salad bowls that were donated by a local grocery chain a couple of days ago. They gave us recalled food knowing it was contaminated, and wrote it off as a donation. 🤬

Paying the alt tax is getting nicked in the ears by the razor at the salon because you wanted buzzed elf ears (like the spoiled little brat you are) and so you use your keychain hand sanitizer to disinfect the sides of your ears like aftershave and just let it sting.

What some call "unused land" is often the last safe haven for countless living creatures. Wetlands are not empty spaces waiting to be developed. They are nurseries for birds, natural water filters, flood defenses, and wildlife habitats that cannot be replaced once lost.

The world will improve a billionfold when women stop allowing guilt to be a societal cudgel of control over them. Women have way too much guilt over the smallest stuff while men as a collective have not even a fraction of enough over the big stuff.

Some days I really just can't stand this country, or world. The two things that keep me here are a fuckton of spite, and a few kernels of love for a very select handful of people.

Not missing the opportunity to watch Witch Hat Atelier while there is a thunderstorm ⛈️ outside before going to work today. 🥲

On a more normal note, I'm so glad we got some very random rain (and a bit of thunder) out of nowhere to cool things off. It feels like a mini miracle in the middle of what I thought was gonna be a 10 day forecast of only sun since last checking on the 9th, and it was so muggy the past two days.

Astral tourists and fugitives of the animpotent! The show runners bid you , LEAVE! There shall be no psychic spoilers in the neon caves of 24 fps. Spies must be escorted out by the portals their familiars carve for them to fall back into reality. (I pretend to not know mine, cuz he's cringe.)

Imagine if we seized all the billionaire mega yachts.... And turned them into community centers? Muahahahaha!!! 😈🤪🤣

you know how in Sailor Moon it's like. if any new trendy product or shop or something pops up you're like DUDE DON'T GO IT'S A TRAP YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ENERGY STOLEN this is how fun little social media trends feel in the age of AI 🫠

can't wait to share these kids and their story with you very very excited

I know France internet is gonna be wild today bc it's both Bastille day AND France is playing Spain in the world cup.

🗣️ I discovered excalidraw today 😝

Bet he couldn't resist some guacamole on an airport burrito. 🥴

Wolfy D. Lucca 🌖🐺@spookalucca.tv · 3w ago

calling it now, lindsey graham died of the exploding diarrhoea parasite

I was hearing so many random explosions/fireworks as I was leaving from work tonight and wondering what people were celebrating since July 4th passed. Well here is something!

Thembo@thembo.bsky.social · 3w ago

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

*lying down in bed* I'm just tired and feel nothing. *Gets out of bed and stands* OH DAMN I'M ACTUALLY HUNGRY. What causes this?!? Gravity and stomach acid?? 🤣😭

The sharpest knife in your kitchen is probably not an omni-tool. Its purpose is to be the sharpest knife in your kitchen.

Spent yesterday having big ol’ crash out but now it’s time to rebuild. Etsy banned my shop of 8+ years yesterday due to their crummy content moderation bots so I’m starting over with a new store! My shop was about a third of my income so shares are appreciated! 💖🙏 mittiepaul.myshopify.com

It's a pity to hide the best of what you have for so long that you forget where you put it.