All we had to do was follow the damn post CJ!

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Hey CJ A few minutes of your attention can mean hope for someone who has lost so much. Please visit my page and the pinned post. Your compassion can reach a family in need. 🙏

Behold: the atheist's nightmare. The carry handle on a case of Corona, as you can clearly see, is perfectly designed to make you want to do Ray Comfort bits about how perfectly designed it is for the hand

At least I was given raspberry sorbet for my suffering

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING MADE TO DO FIFTH GRADE MATH WHEN IT’S SUMMER AND SCHOOL IS OUT

WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING MADE TO DO FIFTH GRADE MATH WHEN IT’S SUMMER AND SCHOOL IS OUT

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Matt V. Brady as Liz Bruenig. Now imagine they're Chilean. Doesn't look so much like the sinking of the Titanic was caused by TERFs eating beans now, does it?

hate the fact that i already know who this about without reading it

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Probably one of the funniest things I ever witness as it happened

*sigh* I’ll admit it- it was me. I paid the same Etsy witches that took out Charlie Kirk to fill the pool with algae

The poly count of those flower pots be like

this movie is incredible smh

Update: my dad is having a CT scan now at the ER

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Apparently my dad lost consciousness, fell backwards, split open his head and it won’t stop bleeding so my mom has to take him to the ER and she sent me that text so I would… and I’m not kidding… feed the dogs

Well, my attempt at feeding the dogs didn’t go that great. Melody was absolutely uninterested in dinner (not surprising), Amelia ate two bowls (goddammit this is why she’s fat), and Marshmallow ate one bowl, took a massive shit in the kitchen, walked into another room and threw up on the dog bed.

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Apparently my dad lost consciousness, fell backwards, split open his head and it won’t stop bleeding so my mom has to take him to the ER and she sent me that text so I would… and I’m not kidding… feed the dogs

Unsurprisingly none of the dogs seem exactly interested in the idea of dinner right now lmao

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Apparently my dad lost consciousness, fell backwards, split open his head and it won’t stop bleeding so my mom has to take him to the ER and she sent me that text so I would… and I’m not kidding… feed the dogs

bro seeing this text from my mom made me like a child about to be scolded lmao

microblog post theft is one of the most embarrassing things i can imagine getting caught doing, i would walk slowly into the sea

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’m gonna do a comparison thread for that liberal Bojack account This should be fun! 🧵

Ok I just finished going through every single post they made in the past day. Every single one was stolen. All of them.

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’m gonna do a comparison thread for that liberal Bojack account This should be fun! 🧵

I’m literally just going through every post in chronological order and every single one has been stolen word for word from an identical tweet lol

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’m gonna do a comparison thread for that liberal Bojack account This should be fun! 🧵

I’m gonna do a comparison thread for that liberal Bojack account This should be fun! 🧵

hmmm

The Liberal BoJack@thelibbojack.bsky.social · 4mo ago

We went from having a President who took out Osama Bin Laden to having a President using the National Guard to protect algae in a pool.

lmao see on my main, I literally said I’d add this to my Nazi list at some point but it’s such a damn good honeypot for other antisemites And of course they come out and say shit like this

fuckin have to order new prescription toothpaste because the Colgate one I ordered apparently doesn’t understand how toothpaste works and that it’s not supposed to be a liquid that falls off the brush the second you squeeze it on

I refuse to believe there is a French sports commentator named France.

Samantha Burns@feoreilaina.bsky.social · 4mo ago

France is not ok lol

lmao someone blocked the horse

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Bunkers are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Carlism

Fellas, is it anti-Semitic to shitpost?

France is not ok lol

There’s something incredible about how everyone is like “they have CHILDREN’S PRISONS???” as if that’s not just a very blunt way to describe juvie.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 4mo ago

Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison

She genuinely would not care about masking if she wasn’t personally impacted by it. As she’s repeatedly shown her care about ableism is specifically and exclusively stuff that affects her

marina grlica 🌱@dovesplants.bsky.social · 4mo ago

arguing with palestinians for not wearing masks on a podcast. genuine wrecker shit

ik hier jou fokaas beeich

Johannes@ukigumo.nl · 4mo ago

I’m here till 17:00 or later. Just ring the doorbell to be let in and ask for Johannes. I’m the only Johannes here today