Stop sending me press releases asking for coverage of your AI generated comics!
A Fistful of Double Downs
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the most aggressively bisexual palace beast he/him
dozens of employees at Boston Dynamics are upset because the killbot they invented is gonna be used to kill foreigners in the same suburb as them instead of just killing foreigners who are conveniently far enough away not to think about.
Dozens of employees at Boston Dynamics have petitioned the company to stop the sale of its robot dogs to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
A new Handbook of Evolutionary Psychology has just been published, in which it is claimed that the human species is polytypic: not only is race biologically meaningful but the races are distinct enough to be considered subspecies. Published by Elgar. In 2026.
this was the most Normal crowd we ever played for. Kels went 'are they any dads in the crowd' and a buncha guys were like 'woo!' and then we played a really loud song about dads having hot gay sex and they all left except for 1 dad who sat there smiling the whole time haha.
THE BAND IM IN GOT ANOTHER GIG! October 2nd! Connoly's Klub 45! Be there or be SQUARE!!!
if I was an author my characters would be shouting "trans rights", vote", and "black lives matter" because I'm a good fucking person
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
Shout out to everybody out there now pretending that they didn’t eat this shit right up and beg for seconds.
Do all videogame storylines need sexual content? Of course not, and nobody's demanding that! But by the end of this essay you will hopefully agree that this would dramatically improve Factorio, both as a game and as a work of art. (1/47)
the cops have reached the "hysterical mom on Tiktok explaining how gangs will decide whether to kidnap you based on your bumper stickers" stage of extremely real and useful crime prevention advice
What may have started as a wholesome family tradition could inadvertently tip off bad actors to personal details of your child's life and whereabouts. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/police-warn-back-to-school-photos-have-hidden-clues-for-predators-what-to-check-for/
playing the seablock mod for Factorio and it's gloriously terrible in the best possible way. What do you mean I need all of this bullshit just to run three science labs?
it's all happening on X, the everything app!
Anyway. Don't ever let some fucking dork tell you a setting featuring bright blue soldiers called "Ultramarines" and catgirls and canon characters named Lion El' Jonson and *Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau* is something you have to take seriously.
Day 34 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Day 33 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Day 6 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Day 4 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
*Rob Zombie voice* more Moomin than Moomin
everyone's talking about millennials getting old and uncool and now I'm wondering if there's a millennial Xeni Jardin yet
I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
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