functional moron

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timberwolvespilled he/him

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Looks like a 10-15 point polling miss in Michigan regardless of who wins. And people have been writing a lot of electability takes using this data. It’s dangerous out there folks be safe

So, uh, a candidate who suspended his campaign a month ago is winning a landslide against a Trump endorsed candidate because of anti-Muslim prejudice against a guy who is not Muslim (and I guess probably also just regular racism). How often does a candidate who suspended their campaign win?

The Downballot@the-downballot.com · 14h ago

Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.

i’ve kinda expected that peggy will run about 1-2 points ahead of AES so it turns out i’m gonna spend next week feeling sick and throwing up and i just simply cannot spend tonight doing it as well

i will say for as much as people talk about the oil markets being irrational they seem to have ended up being more correct about the immediate risks of the hormuz closure than all the experts on here who said the economy would collapse by june or whatever so idk! i give up!

instead of worrying all day about a primary election in a state that i do not in fact live in, i think im going to get a little crazy with it and just leave my phone in the hotel and try to enjoy vacation.

i wish we didn’t live in an age where we had to see every single thing politicians do. i actually think there is some moral obligation for a politician to try and persuade the stupidest people on earth to believe in good things but its always gonna look stupid. its not my business.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.