Whenever I come to the conclusion that none of this is true or believable, something as simple as an Equinox snaps me back to where I belong.

Give It To The Squid: The Realness Of Witchcraft

Whenever I come to the conclusion that none of this is true or believable, something simple inevitably snaps me back to where I belong.

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Editor: "So... the Joker is still a mass murderer, but his backstory now includes AuDHD, an ambiguous sexual orientation, and abusive parents, thus making his multitude of heinous crimes both understandable and forgivable?" Ryan Murphy, writing for DC Comics: "Plus he looks like Charlie Hunnam."

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?

Nicole Kidman as a Witch in Practical Magic

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Tom Bombeardil@rantipole.bsky.social · 6d ago

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?

Someone got in my comments all, "Wicca is less than 60 years old," so I was like, "That would mean Gerald Gardner came up with it after he died." Which is "semantics" and "manipulation tactics," apparently. Eh. I can live with that.

"I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look." -Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst #HailEris #DiscordianWitchcraft

Spaceballs? ‘Oh, shit. There goes the planet.’

Early birthday presents from the GREATEST BOYFRIEND IN THE HISTORY OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S INTERNET. (Please also note the Jellicle Mug in the background.) #NowAndForever #CatsTheJellicleBall

Customer: "Hi. I kind of know what I'm looking for, but I'm not quite sure. Could you help?" Me: "Of course!" [I help him find what he's looking for.] Customer: "Thank you so much. I'm probably your worst nightmare of a customer, huh?" Me: Customer: Me: "Nowhere. Near."

"A secret method of identifying your Discordianship for the benefit of other Discordians is by wearing a pull-off aluminum beer-can tab ... That is called an All-Seeing Eye of Eris (complete with Tear) and it will help other members of the Discordian Society keep out of your way." -Lord Omar

With no context or explanation. Just 20 (in my nightstand) esoteric books we have been reading and re-reading every night during this summer for pure enjoyment. #witchybooks #booksforwitches @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social @llewellynbooks.bsky.social

Listen. I am from Texas, so I know I don't really have a leg to stand on here, but literally everyone at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood airport deserves their own HBO docuseries.

In case anyone's looking for me... #HarvestGathering #DiscordianWitchcraft

The malocchio is no match for relentless whimsy. #RaeDunn #DiscordianWitchcraft

me: *sneaks into the cinema dressed as a man made of wicker to see The Odyssey*

Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”

Customer: "Could I get a bottle of [product name]?" Me: "Sure. I've got them in the back, so I'll go grab one for you." Customer: "I don't see them." Me: "Yes.... because they're in the back." Customer: "Oh." 1/2

on a similar tip, a welcoming and inclusive pub here in Edinburgh once found that someone had graffitied "GAYZ ONLEY" across their exterior, presumably upset about this aspect of their business. So the pub of course had a sign made, and rebrand themselves as that every June for pride month

Alex Plante 🐀👑@aplante.com · 3mo ago

the one pride billboard in southern manitoba (rural bible belt region, one of the towns only just had their first-ever pride march last week) was vandalized a few days ago, so they made tshirts of it. lmfao gettem

I'm currently working a psychic fair and reflecting on how similar it is to managing the spicy shop: In both situations, when a customer tells me what they're into, the one thing I can never say in response is, "Ew."

The magic rocks have my emotional support abomination (Red Brass Deon-Lakin of Jumpshire) feeling cautious but curious. #Lithomancy #WitchSky #DiscordianWitchcraft

Boyfriend is watching the original Wicker Man for the first time. I feel like he's either going to break up with me or demand to attend a Summer Solstice ritual. #WitchSky

The 1969 Stonewall riots marked a new beginning for the gay rights movement in the United States, but it wasn't until the 1991 murder of Paul Broussard that the Houston community said "ENOUGH." Join our live-streamed service at 11 a.m. CST (or watch later on our YouTube channel):

Sunday, June 14th, 2026: Remembering Paul Broussard - Reverend Ed Proulx

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Me: [dancing about] "PRACTICAL CATS, DRAMATICAL CATS, PRAGMATICAL CATS, FANATICAL CATS..." Boyfriend: Me: "... ORATORICAL CATS, DELPHIC ORACLE CATS, SKEPTICAL CATS..." Boyfriend: Me: Boyfriend: Me: "... DISPEPTICAL CATS."

After spending well over 20 minutes in our restroom, a customer walked up to the counter and said, "I hope I didn't leave it too messy in there." Yeah, sight unseen, I'm just going to lock the door and put up an Out of Order sign. #RetailSky

does the eagle know its role in Prometheus's punishment or is it just showing up every day like "holy shit, free liver AGAIN??"

Customer: "Hey, could you notarize something for me?" Me: "Sure!" Customer: "Great! Basically, I need you to watch me sign a document, just to prove it's me." Me: "Yes. That's... what a notary does." 10/10 on the mansplaining tho.

Great step-by-step instructions here and best to leave a unique comment for greater impact if you can.

Birds Are Dinosaurs@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 4mo ago

My fellow cis folks, The FCC is asking Americans to submit comments about whether the TV Oversight Management Board (TVOMB) should create new TV ratings to alert viewers to trans/gender content. Time to be an ally and tell the FCC absolutely the fuck not. It takes five minutes to do.

To the parents of the little girl at the next table who casually turned around and started eating our fries while politely staring us down: Your kid has a very bright future in sales, and we love her unconditionally.

Blew a tire on the way home. Tow truck driver is making small talk about hunting iguanas. Boyfriend has code-switched to North Texan. I am nodding a lot and occasionally grunting affirmatively.

I have never in my life been more afraid of vampire attacks than I am right now in this restroom.