The time is now. RFK Jr. must resign or be fired. End of discussion.

everywhere you look a different Guy Who Sucks is going down in flames and I think that’s beautiful

VoteHub@votehub.com · 10h ago

Republican Kris Kobach appears to have lost Kansas’ attorney general race, with Democrat Chris Mann leading by roughly 12,000 votes. The remaining ballots are concentrated in deep-blue Johnson County.

How do you like they/them apples?????

Accountability is not revenge, Hakeem Jeffries

We want to get even. How dare you try to speak for the majority when you’re an idiot

MS NOW@ms.now · 20h ago

"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.

My buddy in Japan has informed me that, since Blue Wave and Tsunami have entirely different cultural contexts, the Japanese press is referring to last night's US Election as the "National Scolding".

If Texas turns blue, I’ll have pizza for breakfast

We’re about to invent sports no one’s ever heard of to induct transgender athletes beyond your comprehension

Jeff Bezos just pulled his new hair out

We’re about to invent sports no one’s ever heard of to induct transgender athletes beyond your comprehension

They’re eating the republicans They’re eating the independents

I’m riding this blue wave straight to Dave & Buster’s

If you’re in line to stay in line, stay in line

Hey Australia, who won the US midterms?!?!

millennials love Deep Space Nine because it's set at the mall

My dashboard clock is correct again!

My dashboard clock is correct again!

Haley Stevens is the John Fetterman of Benedict Arnolds

America should only spring forward from now on. Just keep springing forward. We’ve fallen back enough

The checkout lines at TJ Maxx and Marshalls: you thought you were done shopping?! You stupid idiot; you’re just getting started

Are you mad at me??? *shakes Magic 8 Ball*

forgot to take my medication today

Lighting four lights for our captain tonight

Here’s to all the grieving Trekkies. Be kind to yourselves as you Morn

Here’s to all the grieving Trekkies. Be kind to yourselves as you Morn

Somehow we’ve warped to the worst possible timeline, Number One

make it not so

Patrick Stewart really said “I’m right behind you, Walter!” 😭🖖

Is there a Mrs. Boombastic????