i thought about how i'm just a few pounds of meat in a bone box and grossed myself out
seeing that someone searched for me on Linkedin makes my blood run cold. who are you, what do you want
I don’t know if this type still exists, but 20 years ago there was a kind of hipster that had given themselves over to irony so completely that it was impossible to ever know their true opinions or preferences. Every one of those guys is a Trumper now.
I mean, the doom doesn’t just go away if you don’t scroll it.
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
Just thought maybe I should get into shape singing, then realized that’s no better than the morris dancing guys that I love to clown on
Keep having the experience of hearing a terrible song, wondering “is this AI !??” then looking it up and finding out it’s just one of the many interchangeable country-pop sloplords
I sure spend a lot of time on Letterboxd for someone who watches like 2 movies a month
Anybody else read those old 60s-70s underground anthology comix and feel bad for all the other artists who weren’t R. Crumb because of how severely outclassed they were
Shitting on a Pittsburgh toilet is like being a dwarven king on his throne beneath the mountain
Lmfao everyone on TikTok is just going to go to xiao hong shu instead of insta out of spite
Tidying up my (very) old browser bookmarks, I came across this one from ten years ago. I ♥ U, Duke Roberts.
I Died Today. By, Duke Roberts — robyn arouty studios
And I ate a lot of hamburgers. We had a party.
robynarouty.com
One of the main reasons I'm not medicated is that I actually kind of like listening to music and weeping on my commute home from work
The best thing about living in the future is that people finally shut the fuck up about Animal Collective. Like, what the hell was that, some kind of decade-long mass psychosis?
Wario is quebecois, how could I have never seen it before, it’s so obvious
I will never fuck off, no matter how much literally everyone wants me to