But, I mean, ew, who would want to? 🤭
DJBaconbladeButSpoopier@djbaconblade.bsky.social · 3d agoFUCK ICE!
Michael Z. (he/him)
@fizzixrat.bsky.social
I may not be The Admiral you want, but I am The Colin Avenger you need. A little pink sorceress when I need to be. Bunny-loving tornado-spotting AFOL astrophysicist librarian dice goblin with really nice pens. Trans lives matter. Punch Nazis.
DJBaconbladeButSpoopier@djbaconblade.bsky.social · 3d ago
Game of Thrones started in 2011 which means the first wave of Khaleesis will be getting their driver's licenses next year
Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
Scott McVay [NodToNothing]@nodtonothing.bsky.social · last mo.Make a band edible: Fish
Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones
Arturo Serrano@carturo222.bsky.social · last mo.Make a band edible: Nine Inch Kale
I'd like to talk to some Midwestern trans people for book research. If any trans folks from one of the dead center tornadoy states, esp trans men, are up for a quick dm exchange let me know
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
Post something random or risk a sub-par September
Kari Dru@karidru.bsky.social · last mo.Post something random or risk a sub-par September
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Victorian gentleman follows friend to then-modern San Francisco, discovers fast food and extramarital sex.
primevil@primordial.bsky.social · last mo.Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Guy goes on a long walk. Sometimes he does not know the way.
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Thor: *chugs the contents of the glass then slams it on the counter* More ale!
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/
Michelle Tafoya thinks the Mall of America has a reflecting pool.
It’s Julie. Dr. Tilsen, if you’re nasty (or use AI)@queeringtherapist.bsky.social · 2mo agoMichelle Tafoya calls Minnesota “Minny”
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm former MLB outfielder Alex Rios.
Michelle, a good witch@hiyinx.bsky.social · 2mo agointroduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m Michelle And hi, I'm Michelle's ex
Look, just because she has decided to go with a traditional Betazoid wedding doesn't mean you get to peek, you perverts.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2mo agoTaylor Swift has put her love story out there – so it’s not fair she won’t let us see her wedding dress | Polly Hudson
the takeaway is minnesota fucking hates an ICE bootlicker and they’re not gonna forget that just because you spend a ton of filthy PAC money.
So do I write in Melissa Hortman or Count Binface for governor come November?
My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus sails his ship into the Mutara Nebula to escape Khan.
Paul "Princejvstin" Weimer@princejvstin.com · 2mo agoMy favorite part of the Odyssey is when Odyssey reaches Hobbs End and checks into a very creepy hotel.
WNBA players union leadership released a statement, I suggest everyone read it. This is the message of united union leaders: hate will not be tolerated and trans inclusion IS protecting women’s rights to play sports This is excellently crafted. Proud of Nneka, Phee and the rest of WNBPA leaders
