Daily bunny no.3469 is pressing some flowers

"hey baby, are you...up to date on your shots"

Be nice. Sometimes it's "morty why"

youll never guess what this is about

Six is a sentient basket.@thesix.bsky.social · 10h ago

The best part of waking up…

it is always morty wtf and morty no with you people

Going over my recent deposition in my lawsuit against the school district and I guess I’ll go die now

the content ouroboros: write an article about how much bluesky sucks post it to bluesky take screenshots of people getting mad at you put the screenshots in your next ragebait piece

being single is great until you need someone to walk on your back

OP I am going to need you to stop typing and start hitting him with a cast iron skillet

i hate the teenagers in carrie i hate them all

a friend was at a large chain grocery store and said he saw a woman go to the self checkout with a cart full of groceries then bagged all of them without scanning or paying and left. and yeah, of course she did! no one can afford anything anymore!

weird seeing the facility that i did clinicals at and live close to lmao

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 12h ago

The MAGA influencer crew just tried to pull a massive smear campaign on Texas senate candidate James Talarico claiming they had a recording of a hospital employee at the Ohio based Lindner Center for Hope where they claimed he was hospitalized for mental health issues. It fell apart immediately.

i get one reply like this a day on here

the beggars out of here getter@milesklee.bsky.social · 16h ago

are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything

Holy shit FOUR members of the ethics committee in Denmark that gave the green light to allow the widely-condemned RFK Jr-funded trial to proceed in Guinea-Bissau have now resigned in protest This quote is 🔥 Great reporting by @melodyschreiber.com www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH@gavinyamey.bsky.social · 4d ago

RFK Jr is funding a grotesquely unethical study on newborn babies in Guinea-Bissau; ethicists, pediatricians, clinical trial experts, & infectious disease experts are calling this horrific trial The New Tuskegee. It is unethical to withhold a life saving intervention from half of newborns FFS.

i should be home making soup

i do not get paid enough to listen to your family's conspiracy theories like the government controls the weather and plantains cured your mom's disease

about 75% of the way through this and all i can think is wow humans really loved eating each other huh

i reject this horoscope

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 19h ago

Capricorn: The only thing you’re right about is that everything you know is wrong.

the worst thing about having a bad brain day is that you're fucking exhausted the next day too

not now kitten, daddys staring into the abyss and the abyss has started staring back

Fossil nerds/paleontologists: A friend has a cool kid in the US looking for a fossil adventure for his make a wish trip after cancer treatment. Any suggestions for a place to travel and see or dig up fossils?

Nic Cage:

Do I listen to Radiohead because I’m depressed or am I depressed because I listen to Radiohead?

i didn't want to go to a thing tonight and hoped so hard my friend would cancel that i am afraid it is magically my fault she spent the evening at the vet with her cat

let's play a game called who can fall asleep the fastest

that first episode of carrie was a roughhhhhh watch for someone who is an empath