i had never heard of shane gillis before today but if you asked me to imagine "guy who thinks women's gymwear is designed for his attention and that makes women at the gym jezebels" i would have landed pretty close
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙
@mementomorty.bsky.social
[redacted] A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her housewarming: https://throne.com/itsmorticia $MorticiaRN
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
i just know the most pale, misshapen potato looking dude wrote this
No nasty face piercings, gross tats, or shoat ring in the septum.. beautiful!
i totally forgot that i am off for the next 5 days
youll never guess what this is about
The best part of waking up…
it is always morty wtf and morty no with you people
Going over my recent deposition in my lawsuit against the school district and I guess I’ll go die now
the content ouroboros: write an article about how much bluesky sucks post it to bluesky take screenshots of people getting mad at you put the screenshots in your next ragebait piece
being single is great until you need someone to walk on your back
OP I am going to need you to stop typing and start hitting him with a cast iron skillet
i hate the teenagers in carrie i hate them all
a friend was at a large chain grocery store and said he saw a woman go to the self checkout with a cart full of groceries then bagged all of them without scanning or paying and left. and yeah, of course she did! no one can afford anything anymore!
weird seeing the facility that i did clinicals at and live close to lmao
The MAGA influencer crew just tried to pull a massive smear campaign on Texas senate candidate James Talarico claiming they had a recording of a hospital employee at the Ohio based Lindner Center for Hope where they claimed he was hospitalized for mental health issues. It fell apart immediately.
Holy shit FOUR members of the ethics committee in Denmark that gave the green light to allow the widely-condemned RFK Jr-funded trial to proceed in Guinea-Bissau have now resigned in protest This quote is 🔥 Great reporting by @melodyschreiber.com www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
RFK Jr is funding a grotesquely unethical study on newborn babies in Guinea-Bissau; ethicists, pediatricians, clinical trial experts, & infectious disease experts are calling this horrific trial The New Tuskegee. It is unethical to withhold a life saving intervention from half of newborns FFS.
i do not get paid enough to listen to your family's conspiracy theories like the government controls the weather and plantains cured your mom's disease
about 75% of the way through this and all i can think is wow humans really loved eating each other huh
the worst thing about having a bad brain day is that you're fucking exhausted the next day too