They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

Luck of the draw pickles and ice cream. A dinner so bonkers it has to be respected.

i hate the john husted ads and i would like for them to stop

This kid is gonna have a tough time with weed

Elizabeth Nolan Brown@enbrown.bsky.social · 2h ago

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

I’m not going to name names here but Christ alive the correct response to a thread like this as a straight guy is not to DM me, the woman with “lesbian” in her bio, to proposition me for a threesome with you and your wife.

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 7h ago

My five-month experiment in regularly using Feeld to try to have casual sex in various configurations has concluded. After five months, dozens of matches, and a large number of dates, I had sex with people from Feeld: 0 times.

if i were matt damon i would never leave my house again

bought a bag of pickles while i was out and mixed the dill ones with the super hot ones and they all look the same so now it is the russian roulette of pickles

need a mute button but for my brain

El-Sayed, Lawrence and McKinney all won progressive campaigns in Michigan last night by talking about climate and clean energy like it was a kitchen-table issue — because skyrocketing energy bills and endless wildfire smoke matter to people.

important update i am in an old bookstore

lying in bed until 10 am, eating ham

Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 11h ago

we should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something

urine soaking is a bipartisan issue when you think about it

my shoulders are looking pretty strong in this halter top and for that i am happy

The name Morty is actually goblin for "ham enjoyer"

the perfect morning dosn't exi...

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h ago

lying in bed until 10 am, eating ham

pretty despicable of AOC to try and both sides the movement that brought measles back, like fuck all the way off with that

my kid is with his dad this week so i have been in full goblin mode at home and in public

I have been thinking about the kind of relationship I would like & it's basically hanging out & being very silly with someone about once a fortnight & the rest of the time they leave me to my books, cat & Strange Pictures. that's it.

lol no

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

logging on

You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

painting a medieval cat

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

*2 hours into the odyssey* i thought george clooney was in this

so happy baggy pants are in style

back in my day babies had to work to go to school, now they're just handing out free education

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · yesterday

Today, for the first time in New York City history, 2,000 two year-olds received offers for FREE 2-K. A big step for those who take baby steps. A big step towards a City every New Yorker can afford.