I wanted to send this to my mate and say "called what you are into". … but I think I could get into this 🤣

I imagine this is how the Empire fell…

It will be called LASE, but will it be in Avengers Doomsday?

I was both shocked and amused that the Instagram algorithm allowed this video and here's a dramatisation of my reaction 🤣🔊

"We foresee a time when Michael Keaton will audition for the part of Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters and Bill Murray will be considered for the role of Bruce Wayne. We'd like you to travel back to a point in time, in order to avert this."

Coming from Crawley, the only person I know who'll be affected by Gatwick's 2nd runway is an absolute dick I used to work with who bought a house on a flood plain under the flight path. He insisted this was a genius move on his part because "they'll never be a 2nd runway"… so this made me laugh! 🤣

Gatwick airport to open second runway after legal challenge fails

£2.2bn project will allow about 100,000 more flights a year to use Britain’s second busiest airport

theguardian.com

Jimmy Cricket 1945-2026 Comedian who was discovered on LWT's Search for a Star in 1980. He made many guest appearances on TV as well as having his own series And There's More. Sadly, there is no more. RIP Jimmy. tvark.org/and-theres-m...

Is there a cloning factory? And how do we get it shut down?

Fuck Rod Liddle. And fuck The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/society/2003...

Rod Liddle: Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography?

Rod Liddle: The one laudable and necessary aim - to protect children from abuse - has become warped by our consuming, obsessive hatred for those who find children sexually attractive.

theguardian.com

Live footage of discussions between Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe…

Ding, dong, Rod Liddle's dead. The heartfelt tribute from Robert Jenrick tells you exactly the kind of Islamophobic cunt he was.

I was going to wait for more #StarTrek Strange New Worlds to come out so that I could just pay for 1 month of Paramount+ and immediately cancel... but I'm SO BORED and I'm hearing spoilers. Paramount needs to be taught a lesson, but we also need to ensure Star Trek remains viable. It's tricky. #snw

You've really, really, REALLY fucked up as FIFA President if, I as a life-long dont give a fuck about football non-fan, know about Infantino and his corruption. The algorithm insulates me from sport so completely that England could have won every World Cup game 10-0 and I wouldn't have known.

Recently whenever I've used fly spray, the intruders immediately fly out our back door or open window. The cunts know where the exit is, they just won't fucking use it.

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

Nostalgic Things@nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 3d ago

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

I realised I have photos of Mitch McConnell on my phone from June when people were first started speculating about whether he was alive or not. It's now August and we still don't know conclusively.

Dayton Ward@daytonward.bsky.social · 3d ago

Seen on Threads: New Mitch McConnell sighting.

Pro tip for photos of your dog

Drop a GIF you can hear

Mike@bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 3d ago

Drop a GIF you can hear

Without downloading new pics. What's it like dating you?

Count Mysterioso@mysteriosox.bsky.social · 3d ago

Without downloading new pics. What's it like dating you?

I’m bored of waking up and seeing a picture of a demonstrably shit golfer say the same old bollocks next to a tied back curtain by an aeroplane toilet

Only just found out about this For the record, you don't get multiple genetic markers and one of the most effective medications known to science with 'social constructs' Channel 4, this is, in scientific parlance, an absolute fu*king disgrace that will genuinely endanger lives #c4 #ADHD

Eli: "Who let the biomorphic gnomes from the other side in, to make their squibble squibble noises all over my record." 76 - Hit The Moog

A sensible govt would be putting ALL of their resources into this.

Suw@suw.bsky.social · 3d ago

Crops grown underneath solar panels produce more, require less water and are more resistant to extreme weather, even during a hot, dry summer. We need agrivoltaics to be rolled out asap, for both the electricity and the better growing conditions. microgridmedia.com/solar-panels...

This kid is a fanboy of the supercomputer that's threatening the world with nuclear armageddon and has printed his own branded merch. Originally a dark 70s satire, that would actually happen now 🫤 there would probably be a whole pro-COLOSSUS movement of incels.

Leyton Jay@leytonjay.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm watching a 1970 sci-fi movie called COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT about a Skynet-style defence computer that contacts it's Russian counterpart and turns against humanity. It's good and in the age of AI, still relevant. In 2010, Will Smith was linked to a remake… luckily that never happened.

COLOSSUS wants to watch it's creator poo, but it isn't interested in watching him having sex. Therefore, Dr Forbin fucking a hot female computer scientist 4 nights a week is the key to saving the world 🤔

Leyton Jay@leytonjay.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm watching a 1970 sci-fi movie called COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT about a Skynet-style defence computer that contacts it's Russian counterpart and turns against humanity. It's good and in the age of AI, still relevant. In 2010, Will Smith was linked to a remake… luckily that never happened.